Introduction: What is My Aloof Vagina?

My Aloof Vagina, A Cheeky Guide to Perimenopause

Jan 5 2023 • 4 mins

Martha explains why she is talking PUBLICLY (!!) about perimenopause symptoms and a "malfunctioning" vagina.

"A midlife hookup surprised me! Nobody warned me to expect THAT at this age. The first thing I did when my vagina let me down was start talking to my friends about it. And, just as important, LAUGHING about it.

My lackadaisical labia and clitoris was my 'Canary in the Coal Mine,' my alert that something was up and that something was perimenopause. What was YOUR Canary?"


So, if you, too...
♥️ Are experiencing changes you'd never heard about
♥️ Are frantically searching online for menopause symptoms
♥️ Wonder where your libido has gone
♥️ Have felt ambushed the doctor's office or the bedroom or
♥️ Took years to connect the dots on what the hell is going on with your brain and body.

YOU may find humor and comfort here.

Listen to this introduction to learn how that midlife surprise turned into THIS.

Take care of yourself. And take care of your vagina!

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