Actual signings! Clean sheets! Goalscoring records! Criminal activity by our director of football! Billie, Tom and Rosa are joined by comedian David Alfie Ward to discuss the latest twists in the ongoing saga of our football club. Is a cup run on? Is Son back (again)? Does anyone know if Pedro Porro is actually good and does it even matter? The women get an important win and we marvel at the difference a proper striker can make as Beth England shines. We also cast an ambivalent eye over City at home and share our latest, unexpectedly racy culture picks.

If you fancy skipping to certain bits:

00:00 — Fulham and Preston

19:30 — Danjuma and Bryan

23:25 — FA Cup draw

29:45 — Transfers and The Porro Saga

48:40 — Man City predictions

51:40 — Spurs Women update

55:30 — David's Milan gig and Culture picks

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