Last night was a flush-it game for the Mariners // Headline Rewrites:
Headline: Bryan Woo makes his much anticipated 2024 debut tonight against the A’s
Real Headline: Great news is I can promise you he will not strike out tonight
Headline: Luka and the Mavs took home court away from OKC with a 119-110 victory on Thursday night
Real Headline: It’s only fair after OKC took home court away from Seattle
Headline: The Suns fired Frank Vogel as their head coach after only 1 season on the job. Former Bucks head coach Mike Budenholzer is expected to be his replacement
Real Headline: Finally someone holds Frank Vogel accountable for the Bradley Beal trade he didn’t make // The Mariners strikeout problem is a multifaceted issue // Did the Seahawks properly utilize their offensive weapons in 2023?
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