Every day does seem like April Fools Day anymore, but you can always rely on David Waldman and Joan McCarter to be your plain dealers.

Howdy ho! Broke-ass dotard Donald Trump posted a $175 million bond in his New York State civil trial. It wasn’t Donald’s money, it never is. This time Trump’s sweetheart was car loan tycoon Don Hankey. Mr. Hankey and Trump have a lot in common, so one can only hope that Trump’s loan came in around 800% APR.

Why does Trump threaten witnesses, juries, or anyone related to his trials, even against gag orders? Because it works, and he gets away with it, duh!

Israel had a really strong famine going in Gaza, when the World Central Kitchen arrived and started disrupting it all. A few missiles taught them a lesson. Sometimes folks just need to learn who’s in charge. Michigan Republican Tim Walberg wants to use Trump’s hurricane solution to turn Gaza into glass. Somehow when Gops say it, it doesn’t trigger the libs so much.

Now that President Joe Biden wants to fix the Francis Scott Key Bridge, Republicans don’t really feel it. Better that someone else take care of it, then they can take credit.

Absence doesn’t make Gop’s hearts fonder, they still hate each other on vacation. Murdery Traitor Greene continues to make the case for her stint as House Speaker, while Mike Johnson continues to make the case for House Speaker Hakeem Jeffries.