Have you ever watched the news and thought “I can do better”? Have you ever had aspirations to be a news anchor? No? Okay, neither did we… nonetheless the Swifty Boys are back to do our interpretation of a news broadcast and the commercials between.

A special thanks to the guests who lent their voice for our skits:

• Tyler Van Dyke - Swifty University Narrator & "Les Swiftees" restaurant owner
• Anthony Graves - Swifty University Alumni #1. You can check out more of their stuff by visiting their Instagram
• Taylor Mushinski - Swifty University Alumni #2. You can support them by visiting their site.
• Buckley - Swifty University Alumni #3
• Samson Hunter - Break-Up Service Chad Bradley

Here are the links to the articles we reference in the episode:

• Formerly Bullied Man Finds Happiness Married to Hatsune Miku
• Naples man calls 911 about McDonald’s order & says he has cocaine ‘in his butt’
• Man who faked being disabled teen to get diaper changed arrested again
• Residents urge Ann Arbor officials to decriminalize glue sniffing
• Notorious Inyathi gang busted
• Artificial Intelligence Bot Becomes Racist And Homophobic After Learning From Humans
• Cats caused more than 100 house fires in the past 3 years, South Korea officials say
• Police discover live deer in car trunk in DUI stop
• Reptile hailed as world's first 'four-legged snake' turns out to be just a lizard