In this episode Malcolm and Kurt unpack letters to advice columnists covering a range of topics, including:

• A woman whose boyfriend of two years insists on maintaining a relationship with his ex/housemate
• A young man whose yearning for a lesbian friend has finally turned to romance but should they buy a house together?
• What the proper etiquette is for greeting the host of a party immediately after performing an impromptu act of oral pleasure
• Is it OK to feel put-upon after paying for the care and feeding of a friend's teen kids for two weeks if one of the kids steals cars and makes terrorist threats?

... and much more!