Why protesters who stop traffic are evil people. In the darkness of the solar eclipse shines the stupidity of some people. Why do young people think calling someone old is an insult, when they are also going to get old ? My war with the fruit flies part duex Why one of the warnings before a television show should be  “ The following program contains pillow talk “ Why I don’t think our loved ones are waiting to meet us when we die. Doordash , and Uber drivers stealing food. Why meeting your pets in the afterlife might not be a good thing Why do corporations like Taco Bell, and Bubly think we need our food to talk to us

I was involved in a mugging gone wrong I think my life is a video game being played by somebody’s dad  Another dumb movie trope I want to see a movie where the hero says “ no” Don’t ask a hitman “How did you get in here?” The best intersection ever Why do some places not take credit cards? Why Chick-fil-A is the best fast food restaurant ever. Manufactured enthusiasm at mandatory meetings

No, Target did not do that. I don’t care what Fox News says. What do we want? To stop chanting. When do we want it? Now  The one part of a job interview nobody should fail That’s a barn burner. .The only time it is ok to throw mail on the floor "All problems can be solved by losing your temper Why do people have signs that say “ we call the police”? Why we need to get rid of the password dots Why I don’t believe people who say the world is ending There should be restrictions on who uses the self-checkout How to land that job interview

Increase your views by using SEO and making the perfect thumbnail. The best ASMR you will ever watch Is it wrong that when somebody dies all I want to know is what happened? Things I do because I am a bad person. The only time you are allowed to go shopping without cleaning up first. why I always buy throw rugs The reason all humanity is messed up in the head. Should I have picked up found lottery tickets ? Why all greeting cards should be blank I got the Furries mad at me.

I have to be right, even when I am wrong Joe Biden solves the potato chip crisis Legit store? Or high end garage sale? How to get rid of fruit flies? How did anti-depressant pills get FDA approved? Why can’t I stop the spam e-mail? Why you should not use a credit card at a self car wash Do people who work at incense shops stink ? Why must people comment on what I am buying?

I would, but I am not a d-bag What’s up with that? Limos  Leap day and Nothing better than getting three paychecks in one month What’s up with that? Feeding animals Why I have a problem with the story “ the three little pigs” I would wish that on my worst enemy Why does everyone hate pennies? The People who always pay in exact change paradox I tell the funniest joke in the world The things I will do for my coffee  Why do corporations take advantage of pet owners? The upside of being old How I like my mysteries  Why we let smokers litter

If you can’t remember it must not be important   How I always take my criticism  If this happens,  you are not receiving a tip. I agree with Mr. Pink, sort of. Why do humans impose dumb rules on themselves. Why won’t anyone let you use a $100 bill? There is no way fast food is cheaper than eating healthy Why I am a bad ass The stuff I get away with because people have short attention spans I am not paying my red light ticket.

You don’t have to be a scientist to know that the Earth is not flat. My thoughts on the show “ the Curse” All employees have to do is acknowledge I am there. I have reverse imposter syndrome All you need is a good thumbnail nothing else matters

Why Valentine’s Day is a bully. Why I would never buy a used lazy boy A television show has to be really good if I am going to watch subtitles Who is a worse person? Owners being more insane than the dog they are apologizing for. Why I want to be reincarnated as a male bee The answer to all life’s problems, according to television. My favorite thing about freshly melted snow

Apple Vision Pro seems completely unnecessary  I don’t trust people who always say “ That’s a great question”. You can’t catch a cold from not wearing a jacket Why I got a job at Fermi Lab Why are there bullets on the sidewalk? Outstanding is not always a good thing The only thing the library is used for now Smith and Wesson makes a bulletproof watch.

Even God hates the Burger King commercial The 4 ways you can die if stranded in the wilderness Chipotle is now using healthy soap  I don’t know if I should love or hate Tow truck drivers  No swimming signs Why I spent time in jail Sad news for my cat How much do you really love your pet? Being called sir or ma’am WHY YOU SHOULD NOT FEED YOUR CATS DRY FOOD Why you should read other people’s diary  Why I am afraid of teenagers My thoughts on Severance, yes there are spoilers  God does not care who wins a football game People who only root for winning teams are not good people

Why betting on football changes the way we watch   Did you know that pencils do not contain lead? Why is there a child seat in the toilet stall? A pickup truck going through an identity crisis  The notifications have gotten out of control Why I have a defamation suit against the dictionary  Why did my USPS package go to 12 different post offices? I let a genie out of a lamp, and now I can’t get rid of him Advice that will change your life, and no this isn’t click bait. “Died in an accident “Facebook virus  Weather reporters have to stop scaring us over nothing

What I would like to do as a prank Why water drinking contests are a bad idea Has anyone else had dreams about poop? Why you should know what kind of door it is before you attempt to slam it in anger Stop posting riddles online You are a genius if you can solve this Why PEMDAS always causes online fights Why humans never know they made a mistake until it is too late A message to new subscribers My traumatic deep sea voyage Why are churches always closed?

I use to get excited about buying a video game , now I get excited about an avocado tool. Why are there so many dumb rules concerning gambling and buying alcohol? Why won’t my bank let me gamble even though it’s legal? Why do I have to wait until noon on Sunday to buy beer? Why the holding call is the worst penalty in football. Why you should never gamble on soccer. Gambling , New Years , Football and Taylor Swift. How to make the best New Years resolutions.   How to make fool proof New Years resolutions Insulted while buying gift cards  Quarterbacks on Netflix Why they shouldn’t always play Patrick Mahomes commercials Why Taylor Swift might be nervous about Travis Kelce Why they should stop apologizing for vulgarity in Football Why The Philadelphia Eagles are the only team that has crowd noise at home games. Why too many men on the field is my favorite penalty. Why cheerleaders are useless and why you should check out the Detroit Lions cheerleaders

I prove that not a single person is above having confirmation bias. Why do people do so much work at the store , just do avoid walking? Why hasn’t Santa Claus been canceled yet? In a world of cancel culture how is Santa Claus still Hanging in there? I come clean about being abused. I talk about further versus farther, people misusing ironic, and why nobody has ever used the phrase “ worst case scenario” correctly . I learned by accident that you could call 911 with the buttons on the side of your phone. Why is the laundromat asking me to bring my own quarters? I don’t trust people who say they love winter . And I don’t trust people who are too happy.

Have you ever tried to find an answer online? Ever try to get that explanation to an end of a movie? Then you know what I am talking about The chicken and the egg is not a paradox, and it has a solution.

I give you advice about wiping your butt , that will change your life.

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