If you can’t remember it must not be important
How I always take my criticism
If this happens, you are not receiving a tip.
I agree with Mr. Pink, sort of.
Why do humans impose dumb rules on themselves.
Why won’t anyone let you use a $100 bill?
There is no way fast food is cheaper than eating healthy
Why I am a bad ass
The stuff I get away with because people have short attention spans
I am not paying my red light ticket.