I was involved in a mugging gone wrong

I think my life is a video game being played by somebody’s dad

Another dumb movie trope

I want to see a movie where the hero says “ no”

Don’t ask a hitman “How did you get in here?”

The best intersection ever

Why do some places not take credit cards?

Why Chick-fil-A is the best fast food restaurant ever.

Manufactured enthusiasm at mandatory meetings