Oh you want a synopsis, do ya? Well have ALL THE SYNOPSES IN THE WORLD.

So we're gonna keep this short & sweet, because every few weeks we endeavor to keep our episodes to an hour max and then immediately decide to not stick to those rules. So here we have it folks, our short episode of the month, so ignore Dannii's warning at the beginning that this is a long one - it isn't. She also warns it's missing loads of details - it also isn't.

This week we're discussing H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H.H Holmes and his murder hotel. Not to be confused with the murder hotel in American Horror Story: Hotel which also featured a murder hotel that was even more of a murder hotel than this murder hotel, because it was a composite of this murder hotel and another famous murder hotel. Understood? Great!
Murder hotel!

Meanwhile, Conor discusses his foray into Millionaire Madwoman territory and Dannii just can't wait to visit a literally abandoned town and to be honest we're all going to really miss her, aren't we?  *Crickets*

Dannii's dead father also makes an appearance as a potential merch option, for anyone who really wants to test the boundaries of taste and really, really want to be haunted by a man who in no way could possibly approve of a) anything on this podcast, and b) being turned into a literal piece of merch for that podcast he definitely hates from beyond the grave.

P.S. Nailed it on the Simpsons Quote Jar thing.