In this episode we find out why the deity is really a ham actor whose favorite hang out is that famous sleaze joint known as: Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Part 1 [01:40] - in which we find out why such a nasty, awful thing is happening to such a nice, humble guy

Part 2 [09:58] - in which we ask a few crucial questions, like: whaddya mean, US...??? and: Hey! Who left all of these dirty dishes???

Part 3 [15:25] - in which we join the holy orgy, kama sutra... er, I mean, uh, you know: Transformation can be fun

Part 4 [24:45] - in which we find out that we might be on the wrong road — and probably because somebody sabotaged our GPS

Part 5 [29:24] - in which we end up at Niagara Falls — again — and this time, we can just about see someone poking their nose through that huge wall of water

Part 6 [41:50] - in which we find out exactly what NOT to do when things go south

*transcripts and links for all episodes of The Hansel and Gretel Code are available at: betweenthelines.xyz

*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*

*Music and Sound credits for this episode are SUPER-extensive and can be found on the website @ betweenthelines.xyz

*special thanks to freesound.org for nearly all of kristo's awesome peanut gallery voices...

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