Big dog Stony Tinsilvester gives us the 411 about what it's like to protect Santa and how life brought him there.

Big dog Cranky Little Wh*re wants to raise awareness of the sorts of services provided in the basements of Motel 6s and 7s.

Big dog Pinocchio returns to the show to share more of his patented sad-sack-ery.

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