Schmitty McFallsalot returns to the show to tell the boys about a governmental conspiracy he’s uncovering involving the FBI and Canadian witches. Zach and Roberto perform a hostage negotiation at the Hilton in Salem Massachusetts for President Joseph-Gordon Biden. They discover that Tom Cruise is a future politician. Their second guest is James. Simply James. And he is an expert on small talk and completely unable to speak about big things. The boyz wrap things up by shaming ChetGPT in various ways.

Oh, also Zach is a vampire now. That’s canon.

Shirt ideas:

1. “Politicians are good, witches are bad”

2. “Elon Musk makes my balls sweat”

Socials

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Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy