Chris Johnson, AKA The Paleo Ninja, has quite a story to tell. The Paleo Ninja is a character for a cooking show that was aimed at showing people that it's not hard to make healthy food. It was supposed to be creative and funny but it ended the first day of filming when the Paleo Ninja stabbed a man with a samurai sword. F: Paleo Ninja | Chris Johnson Book Recs: The Paleo Diet: Lose Weight and Get Healthy by Eating the Foods You Were Designed to Eat and Real Paleo Fast & Easy: More Than 175 Recipes Ready in 30 Minutes or Less by Loren Cordain