Did you know that sometimes when an Elvis talks about their rod, their prick, their worm that they’re really talking about their virility and zeal for life? Who knew!

The makers of BUBBA HOTEP knew. That’s right, boils and ghouls, we’re watching the 2004 Bruce masterpiece.

We got Werner Herzog action figures. We got a condemnation of retirement homes. We got a black JFK. We got some words of power from our book of magic. We got the creeping lamentations that life is impermanent and one day we may recoil into a hive of regret and loss and pain. We got it all! So won’t you come down down down by the river with us.

Watch Bubba Hotep on prime.