Army of Darkness is the reverse Kate and Leopold. Is it a good movie or do we just hold nostalgia in our hearts? No, it is a GREAT movie.  We’re putting this podcast into hibernation for a bit, but we had to do this one. This weird, hard to market mess that flopped. We ask the brave questions: is Army of Darkness an Isekai? Has Covid made Tyler stupider? Why do bros like Donnie Darko so much? Go out there and watch Army of Darkness (free on YouTube) and listen to us talk about it while sundowning the pod. Do you wanna party? It’s party time.

On Gaston! On Tiboy! Alcee! Nanette! Thaaaat’s right ho ho hooooo we’re talking the 2022 hallmark Christmas movie called My Southern Family Christmas. Joining us is Pixie (@firstorderpixie).  Do you decorate for Christmas? Nate doesn’t. It’s a waste of effort. No hanging of the Christmas balls (ornaments?). We bandy about the bayou and learn about Louisiana Christmas. It’s wild. Meet the Christmas icon, Pere Noel. Meet his brother, The Whipping Father.  WE ALSO DRINK THE LEMONADE THAT KILLS YOU!! This stupid hallmark movie is surprisingly watchable. It’s not good but it’s effective. Check it out maybe.

Did you know that sometimes when an Elvis talks about their rod, their prick, their worm that they’re really talking about their virility and zeal for life? Who knew! The makers of BUBBA HOTEP knew. That’s right, boils and ghouls, we’re watching the 2004 Bruce masterpiece. We got Werner Herzog action figures. We got a condemnation of retirement homes. We got a black JFK. We got some words of power from our book of magic. We got the creeping lamentations that life is impermanent and one day we may recoil into a hive of regret and loss and pain. We got it all! So won’t you come down down down by the river with us. Watch Bubba Hotep on prime.

Have you worked retail? Do you know what it is to toil in the mines of CUSTOMER SERVICE? If you don’t, we probably don’t trust you. The Bruce C Boys are joined by Keither to recount tales from their tour of duty in the Retail Wars. Because it is a war. It’s your dignity versus the consumer.  So we’re talking about the movie BLACK FRIDAY. A movie with a fantastic idea that just falls apart under the service of being a Divorced Dads Rights movie. Did you that divorced dads are the coolest and hottest people on the planet?  You can rent Black Friday on prime. It’s on crackle. But also you can just get it via extralegal means, if ya nasty.  But also this movie is only 87 minutes long. It’s awash in libertarian politics (aka right wing identity crap) and would have you believe that soy boys and kids are just too sensitive today and that what the young girl at work really wants is to bang the 50 year old divorced guy. So watch out for that, if you’re nasty.

We got a man with two brains over here! Joining us with a 3rd brain is Dean (@Tier1Diabetic). Dean and Tyler have a storied past that is finally made public. And we are discussing MAN WITH THE SCREAMING BRAIN. Are you a Michael Clayton head? Nate is. White people have been a plague on the world. They should be kept in a zoo. This movie backs into some strong criticism of capitalism.  We recommend MAN WITH THE SCREAMING BRAIN. It can be streamed on Amazon prime. However, that version is edited. Go get the dvd or whatever.  Keep in mind this movie was an intrusive thought that Bruce Campbell spent decades trying to make. This is Killers of the Flower Moon. So uhhhh yeah.

Theater was a mistake

In this episode, we are joined by guests Julius and Kennedy and we talk about the both the worst Sam Rami and Coen Brothers movie: Crimewave. We wrap up Brion James week with this real stinker of a movie. Nate is the lone movie enjoyer, Tyler swears off gooning for good, and Bruce has balls of steel. We ask the brave question of you, Dear Listener: Are you Hero or Rat? Support guest stuff! Sentai Truther Club The Worst Week Yet Get 56% off your Magic Mind subscription by going to https://www.magicmind.com/brucec and using the code BRUCEC20

Nate’s been sick. So he takes a Covid test live on air. This was all very surprising for our guest, Sean, because we didn’t tell him this was our planned bit and Sean (@seanbrandt6) was at our house. We’re covering ASSAULT ON DOME 4. You can watch it for free here: https://youtu.be/uUn7DYeLbwE?si=NmAfGbyQRZD6asg9 We muse about what Sylvester Stallone would be like if he wasn’t Italian and was normal instead. Nate tries to bring back “floozy.” Tyler explains the two types of story in Tales From the Crypt. Leader was a janitor you know! We Magic Mindpill Sean. Go get some of that and use promo code BruceC20 for a discount. Please dear god. “Your brain is stupid so drink up!” We are not cutting anyone’s head off at magic mind.

Sean Astin. Bruce Campbell (gay). Stacy Keach. This movie is free on YouTube. It’s wild and bad and confounding and if that’s your bag, go watch it before the episode. Sean Astin eats a whole potato during an action scene.  But should you watch Icebreaker? It’s very bad. Confusingly bad. Diehard meets Out Cold meets Cliffhanger meets The Room. It’s also Bruce’s first bad (!!!) performance. Low energy, nipples protruding—very disrespectful.  We loved it. It’s pure trash. But what’s not trash is that delicious Magic Mind. Have you tried this? Have you heard about this? Magic Mind. Go get some. Use the promo code BruceC20 for 56% off. Please. We need the money. I can’t be a nurse anymore. It’s too hord. Please buy so much brain powering sludge (complimentary) that we can do this full time.  Follow the podcast on Twitter at @BruceCPod and Nate and Tyler at @batenoyd and @bearnurse

Theme song composer and millennium baby Zzzzzzzzoe (@jc_van_wham) joins the Bruce C Boys to talk 2006’s The Ant Bully. We’re Fugaxking the tough questions. Are there any ethical magicians? Probably not.  We discuss David Tennant, the woke mind virus, and Nicolas Cage. We live in an ant society. Communism talk from communist ant movie.  You SHOULD watch The Ant Bully. It’s on the internet archive. You can rent it. It’ll surprise you. It’s a perfect movie.  Follow us wherever or whatever who care just watch the ant bully

Today we’re talking about Josh Becker’s Running Time. And there’s a… gimmick… Running Time is 70 minutes long. So. We’re gonna do this in 60.  Movies should have more sex in them. Just like this movie. It’s not porno!! We also roast guys who peaked in high school for being losers.  We recommend Running Time. It’s on YouTube. It’s on plex. Go watch it. It’s ambitious and weird and fun and not very long.  Click this and watch it, what more do you want me to do for you jeez? https://youtu.be/oRatbGpdWoI?si=MqOOB2bTwiQVII1t

Bruce C Boys con mommy Lil (@Broad__Abroad) joins the pod to talk tornados, the attack on Hawaii by Jewish Space Lasers and Chinese Space Lasers, climate change, and the movie Tornado! Who knew a Fox tv movie from 1997 had such prescient warnings about climate change? Just asking because the sky is orange here in Oregon while it’s 105 degrees Fahrenheit (40.5 for you Celsius Sickos) also it’s the 111th anniversary of newspapers publishing a warning that burning coal will create an insulation of CO2.  Anyway, Bruce is a chaser. Tornado! is free on YouTube so go watch it. It’s fun and 85 minutes long. Give some cash to Hawaii if you can.  Hawaii Mutual Aid links:  https://www.mauihumanesociety.org/ https://mauifoodbank.org/http://www.bit.ly/mauimutualaide https://www.khako.org/ Follow the podcast @BruceCPod Follow Nate and Tyler at @batenoyd and @bearnurse

Hey there drug addicts, immorals, runaways… it’s time to jump into John Carpenter’s ESCAPE FROM LA.  We absolutely love this movie (shocking) and try to make an argument on why it’s better than Escape From NY. It’s a brilliant satire on par with Starship Troopers.  You can rent it or buy the DVD or whatever. Bruce plays a horrifying surgeon. Go watch it, already.

Who’s ready for Klan talk? Today we’re covering the Disney original movie SKY HIGH starring Michael Angarano and Kurt Russell. Joining us is Connor (@icarly_marx) and boy do we have some thoughts.  Did you know that Sky High is overtly fascist, pro-eugenics, and reinforcing white supremacist beliefs? Well, you do now. A polished and entertaining movie that’s fun as hell with a deeply evil message in its heart. But heyyyy. Don’t be sad. You used to really like it. It’s just a harmful tool for teaching oppression to kids. Watch it on Disney+ if you want. Who cares!

In this episode, we watch the awful mess that is Tom Arnold shidded and farted his way across the big screen in this 1997 remake of the popular(?) tv show McHale's Navy. We are joined by the beautiful mess Brian, who teaches us all about PT boats, the Navy, and what it really means when you put a lemon between your legs. It's a chaotic time as we try to talk about anything except for McHale's Navy. It's a bad movie, don't watch it. It's a good episode, do listen to it!

Comrade Brit (@soytrek) from the Soy Trek Podcast joins the Bruce C Boys to talk about Menno’s Mind. Should you watch it? You can. It’s free on YouTube and plex. It’s very bad but it’s got a lot of people from Star Trek in it. The movie is a mess but we enjoyed it. It’s a lowercase-m movie. Bruce is great in it. Give it a shot why not. The dialogue doesn’t human. It’s a hoot! Go listen to Soy Trek and buy their merch. Follow us and what not.

In a very special episode of The Bruce Campbell Podcast, we talk with writer and director Josh Becker and his time spent on Alien Apocalypse, Warpath, and feeding dogs in Bulgaria. We also talk about his Substack "The Crack of Dawn" and how you don't want to be bitten by 8 snakes injected with meth. Click here to learn about Josh Becker's film history.

In this episode, we visit the exciting bug infested ruins of Portland Oregon with our good friend Eve (@LawlessVic). Bruce is the bone cracking osteopath astronaut who has to take on an invading army of evil termites. The gang learns about holes, people oatmeal, and the true meaning of freedom in the form of having sex in front of everyone. Will the president's secret army save the day? Find out in this episode of The Bruce Campbell Podcast

BRUCE CAMPBELL PODCAST GOES INTERNATIONAL! The podcast travels to England to record with our buddy Greg (@the_rascal_king). We actually went to England. That’s why it sounds weird. We will tell you why.  We’re watching DR STRANGE AND THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS aka the first MCU that requires homework. Boooo. Dr Strange should’ve been English. We make Greg try Magic Mind. It goes well. It’s a wild episode. You shouldn’t watch Dr Strange 2. Just Bruce’s parts. Tyler asserts this is the worst Sam Raimi movie but the best MCU movie.  Follow the show @BruceCPod, Nate @batenoyd, and Tyler @bearnurse.

The surprise Hot Take Bruce C Boys are here with a Bonus Episode where we talk about the hit new movie Evil Dead Rise. If you're interested in the movie, then please watch it first before listening to this episode. We recommended it. !!! WARNING: We do spoil the hell out of this movie !!!