Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse Episode 16

Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse

Mar 5 2023 • 58 mins

Welcome to the newest episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse!  This week on the show, Dev & Kyle discuss the very first follow-up article to previous news they've shared on the show.  Of course, you know it has to be cloaca science.  Join in the fun while Dev & Kyle also discussing the riveting subjects of the week like showerheads,  rule 34, the political leanings of Chumbawumba, how much poops might weigh, the one legged people who have inspired us, and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse!

00:30 Adobe Podcast 00:55 Episode 16 01:35 62F / 16.5C in the office 02:35 Dev taking surprise showers 03:10 Shower stall 04:15 Third time's the charm 4:40 https://www.moen.com/nebia-by-moen/quattro  Kyle does love it, no sponsorship 05:30 A Discussion in which Kyle shames Dev and Kyle is 100% wrong.  The epidermis is the outermost layer of skin 06:10 Emotional and physical scars 06:48 Christmas Day for D&K famously the most pornographic episode of the year 07:30 It is physics, baby 8:30 Shower beers are one of the greatest things 8:55 Dev auditioning for Red Skull 09:28 Super Hot, Slightly Abrasive - our new tagline 10:00 In which we uncover Dev's deepest emotional needs 10:40 Kopi Luwak Coffee from episode 1 11:05 https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/19/science/dinosaur-cloaca-fossil.html  the article in question 11:15 https://www.devandkyle.com/e/dev-kyle-start-the-apocalypse-episode-7/ 12:00 Foss Hole 12:48 https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(20)31891-1 14:15 START!?  What did she do for her PhD 15:00 Rule 34 - If it exists, there is porn of it.  Sorry kids 15:40 Try to imagine that Pinterest board 16:15 Just the door, not the club 16:38 Ms. Armita Manafzadeh is not actually a PhD, a vertebrate paleontologist at Brown University 17:20 Kyle breaks Dev 17:50 Strong suspicion of a penis... 18:40 End Quote... 18:50 Sixth grade American Sex Ed 19:15 Hammering Home the cloaca 19:40 Katherine J Wu, we salute you 20:15 Kyle was forced to think about Dinosaur penises and now you are, too 20:50 We got a 2nd opinion here folks 21:15  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Cronkite  for you Zoomer fans of ours 21:25 The great thing about him is that he's dead... 21:45 Only the dead are safe from Cordyceps 22:00 This is Dev's Jeff Goldblum impression, can you tell? 22:28 The best joke of the entire show and not during Joke Time... 23:20 https://poozeum.com/t-rex-poop    23:35 Kyle doesn't even point out this is from the Poozeum 23:58 The 2nd best joke of show 24:20 There is no cartilage in a human penis, however many other species do contain cartilage 24:48  https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Couric 25:30 Dev reveals he doesn't know what a Couric conversion is 26:47 The moment Kyle does exact math in his head.  Let's all be impressed 27:36 The moment Kyle claims his laurels 27:51 coprolite - fossilized excrement 28:35  I'm sure there is actual evidence 29:05 The moment in which Kyle ruins his math streak 29:35 Dev challenges performance rates 29:48 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chumbawamba#:~:text=Their%20anarcho%2Dcommunist%5B1%5D%20political%20leanings 30:00 Not one of their last songs, but their last hit 30:22 It is not true that they are Irish.  They were British (mostly) 30:45 "[Vocalist] Nutter... advised fans of their music who could not afford to buy their CDs to steal them from large chains such as HMV and Virgin"   --from that Wikipedia article 31:00 Bringing the deep cuts 31:20 If you have never even heard of Tubthumpin' email us at devnkylesta@gmail.com 32:05  There's only the one hole 32:20 A palette cleanser is needed, but we don't have one 32:45 If you're interested in having this show as a record, too bad, hipster 33:30 Dev simply waiting to meet Kyle is the way Kyle believes Dev's life has gone  34:00 JOKE TIME!  34:30 Imagine the things that Dev would be unwilling to say 35:40 Cut yer leg off 36:35 In which Dev reveals a lot about the genesis of his sense of humor 37:55 Spoiler alert:  This joke is fucking gross 40:30 The actual re-telling of this joke is available as a Patreon exclusive 41:40 Kyle did chuckle, it is true 41:55 Dev's lack of delivery is quaint 44:20 Dev casts aspersions on the younger generation 44:55 Also known as a "circle of hell" 45:40 a robo-cart provided by the grocery store 46:05 Speed governors ruin everyone's fun in those  47:15 KA-THUNK 47:50 Like whatever the worst Fast & Furious movie ever is 48:42 The fake leg just rips right off 50:22 Dev likes to pretend he's not horrible 50:40 In which Dev imagines 51:40 https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dean%20Koontz#:~:text=dean%20koontz-,another%20name,-for%20yr%20poonanny 51:50 Kyle deserves a Bronze Star 52:10 "Here you go" 52:30 No one wants to be here so lets stop being here 52:55 Serendipity 53:15 Kyle believes in all of your enjoyment 53:50 chat.openai.com/chat  try it yourself 54:20 Dev is hastening the end of his day job so we focus on being podcasters 55:25 devnkylesta@gmail.com 55:50 Good night, everybody 56:24 The most important question of the show

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