Welcome to this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse and the official start of the new naming format.  There was champagne in the green room for this momentous occasion.  Join Dev & Kyle this week as they discuss the largest HOAs, the economics of running a Barbecue restaurant, unspoken rules that shouldn't need to be spoken, the Mecca for Rebeccas, the frustrations of home improvement and much, MUCH MORE!

00:30 Double Negatives all the way down 01:09 devnkylesta@gmail.com 01:20 Episode 17 if you like the old way  01:55 Apply this podcast topically 03:35 "Mister Chik-Fil-A, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!" 04:24 https://www.businessinsider.com/chick-fil-a-forced-to-tear-down-and-rebuild-busy-drive-thru-restaurant-2023-1 05:16 They always want to bitch 05:55 Build Back Better...  at a Chik-Fil-A 06:15 The beginning of Dev Starts the Apocalypse 06:40 This is what happens when Kyle's track is on mute 07:20 Shout out Zencastr for saving all the audio during the fuckup! 07:50 That's real municipal decision making! 08:40 Just fucking demolish it! 09:30 Chasers sounds like a shitty airport bar 10:30 Dev & Kyle are a bargain at any price 10:50 Sound drops for everyone 11:15 https://www.huffpost.com/entry/nfl-teams-questions-prospects_n_63dc0809e4b01a4363932cfc 12:30 "In 2010, then-Miami Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland apologized to Dallas Cowboys first-round draft pick Dez Bryant for asking during a pre-draft visit whether his mother was a sex worker." 13:30 No one can make a better football product? 14:00 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southeastern_Conference 14:43 Just wait for the end, Apocalyptos INSERT THE LINK TO THE COUNTRY RAP GIRL 15:15 Giving the south a bad name since Jefferson Davis 16:15 Vegas is just physically larger so the spheres are different 17:00 Once you leave your hotel room, the professionalism in Nashville is gone 17:20 We should work for the Nashville Chamber of Conference 17:55 It doesn't appear to be a law, which makes it more baffling... 19:10 HIP HOP COUNTRY??? 19:45 Kyle is particularly proud of this joke 20:08 He was a perfectly nice guy, but he told stories that *HE* thought were normal 20:40 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqgy4zx6yv4 21:30 We almost had a problem 21:58 Dev & Kyle have our PhD in Opinions 22:20 Get an opinion, fuck the rest 22:40 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue_in_North_Carolina 22:58 HOT TAKE ALERT! 23:12 Sliced is not barbecue? 23:55 The rule-maker says he doesn't make the rules 24:25 Shaved is like being pulled 24:35 Pulling the chicken is what it is called... 25:21 Call us, Fuzzy's 25:50 A bargain at twice the price 26:05 Kyle loses the plot 26:35 This is some Nostradamus shit 27:00 Small places run out of food, this makes sense 27:25 Today's pig is tomorrow's pig, it turns out 28:45 Make us the head of the Treasury based on our Pig  29:00 https://www.creativereview.co.uk/its-finger-lickin-good-slogan-kfc/ Finger lickin' good was invented in Phoenix 30:05 Much like the rules the NFL should follow:  "As soon as you hear it, that's the rule.  DUH!" 30:40 You can't sit around on those couch sales... 31:30 A story in which Dev finally plans ahead 32:10  Now Kyle is very curious about Dev's picky couch checklist 32:40 Dev got a Covid baby... 33:10 D&D is a good covid hobby 33:35 Dev & Kyle find common ground in never working on the ground 34:20 Closets have too many corners 35:01 The chances of the audience thinking Kyle is a *complete* idiot are pretty high 35:35 Saving $85/install means Kyle paid himself less than minimum wage to do this work himself 36:00 Stuck on repeat, stuck on repeat, stuck on repeat 36:20 Let's be honest, Kyle will be that stupid again 37:25 Professionals bring accountability 37:40 The mystery still abounds 38:20 Dev still hasn't admitted Kyle didn't do it 39:07  https://a.co/d/5Ptqyle 40:25 New construction cabinet installers HATE homeowners 41:00 Some Jackleg installed EVERY kitchen, Dev 41:55 This is what two boomers hosting the show would sound like 42:15 Kyle is about to break Dev's heart, get ready 42:30 Kyle googled it.  Every disposal has this 43:00 The face is Dev realizing that he caused his own issues 43:30 Only because the dishwasher isn't glued to the wall 43:50 If Dev's dad finds out about the disposal Allen wrench crank, Kyle will be really really happy 44:30 Kyle's super power is that he has no idea what he's doing so he finds the secrets by thinking to google it 45:00 A story in which Kyle freaks out Dev 45:15 Accidental Spasm is a good band name 45:30 Creating new fears is the name of this show 46:22 Finally, Dev admits Kyle didn't do it 46:50 It is in the very center of your disposal, on the bottom 47:10 "Don't do a Kyle" is a bad motto 47:55 Contrary to this entire podcast history 48:15 A bloodbath caused by a Bird scooter is a ...  bird bath 48:48 JOKE TIME! (for real this time) 49:00 Blame and shame would have been a better name for this show 49:25 The first time Dev didn't like a joke 51:10 Dev's physical pain at Kyle's jokes is Kyle's favorite 51:35 Only one joke was bad, you decide 51:45 Whichever joke you decide, email us devnkylesta@gmail.com 52:15 Making a 1 face is halfway to an 11 face 52:30 Dev continues to not make the rules 53:00 The grasshopper's name was Greg.  The soccer coach's name was Gregg 53:20 Spousal abuse is never a joke.  Some people who have performed spousal abuse are jokes.  See the difference? 53:48 patreon.com/devandkyle 54:15 Kyle uses this show as cocktail party fodder 54:45 https://www.loucity.com/ 55:30 Fake Fans Unite 56:30 Dev demonstrates sports knowledge 56:55 March Madness is a Dev family tradition 57:15 That's why Dev gets top billing, to make up for the 1997 championship 57:35 Christian Laettner voted #1 most hated college player TWENTY YEARS LATER http://grantland.com/the-triangle/most-hated-college-basketball-player-day-7-there-can-only-be-one/ 58:17 Christian, come on our show and redeem yourself  devnkylesta@gmail.com 58:27 If you are in the six degrees of Christian Laettner, email us 59:10 Calling all villains 59:45 Dumb stories are the bread and butter of this podcast 1:00:21 MAMBO! 1:01:20 Dev declares his allegiance