Welcome back to this week's edition of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse!  Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss Father's Day, pronunciations of controversial terms, Dev's neighborhood brush with anarchy, whether or not your pee smells, the bygone era of nightly news anchors and much MUCH more more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse!

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00:23 Dev comes in early 00:45 Six more weeks of fireworks in Kentucky 01:24 Welcome to the Show 02:39 I choose not to believe it, Dev 02:50 GIF Palace, where better GIFs are sold 03:20 Dev's pronunciation crumbles like soft shit in the rain 03:45 Pick a side, Giffrey 04:25 Let's all go to the lobby 04:40 Giphy is a great tool 05:00 So much to talk about 05:20 Rewind it back 05:30 Dev's creepy calendar math 06:02 If you owe a bill in February, don't pay it in April 06:21 Happy Father's Day to all of you 07:00 Stories of finding out someone you love peed on something 07:45 Expressions of love on the road 08:10 Autopilot while roadtripping 08:55 Lots of weight in this case 09:30 Look me in my eyeballs, Driver 09:50 Dev complains about his child's ability to make shoes 10:05 Hallmark's leading line of fart cards 10:30 Dev's Ted Lasso Bromance is ensured 11:05 The disappointment is brewing 11:35 Kyle's knowledge of golf stores is ... below par 12:16 JOKE TIME!!! 12:51 A submarine disaster! 13:10 Kyle bought him a new car 13:55 "Electrical/Engineering Technician" was the title 14:20 Kyle bought HIM a house 14:28 That jokes sucks... 14:45 People who don't miss $250,000 is who 15:40 We get serious for a little bit 16:10 You've heard of survivor's guilt...  try Mother's guilt.  No good 16:40 13 successful trips with the 14th being the last 17:10 Losing comms doesn't farfetched 17:46 Dev hates Kyle 18:00 We're electing President based on how many times you've gone down 18:25 The Throat Goat, Nancy Reagan 18:56 This isn't a podcast, but it is podcastic activity 19:20 Taco Potentialities abound 20:15 Now it is Dev's turn to go down 20:45 Kum & Go (not a sponsorship) 21:25 Dev's only in & out 22:05 Like a Twilight Zone episode... 22:25 The power actually came through the same wires as before 22:48 FACEBOOK DURING A POWER OUTAGE!!!! 23:20 Dev asked...  but doesn't say he was allowed in? 23:40 Neighborhood opinions...  my favorite 24:06 Nextdoor can fuck off 24:35 Dev says all-inclusive, but I bet it is exclusive... 25:35 Discussions of civil engineering captivate us all 27:00 Sunk so deep, you'd just be standing on rock 27:16 Physics is a main reason for a lot of things 27:25 Physics and Racism :vomit emoji: 28:21 Lasering and waxing are different 28:40 https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-is-an-esthetician-15764 28:50 https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/anaesthetician 29:00 A Laser Hair Removal Technician (they should invent a new word for themselves) 29:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tX6jdoruH8 30:00 An entire situation that Zoomers can't comprehend 30:45 Fill ins were invented by Myspace 31:00 KEN JENNINGS!!!!! 31:40 Dev admits he has no idea how to Google 32:00 Peter Jennings 32:45 WHO IS KEN JENNINGS!!! 33:05 Dev goes insane 33:35 Kyle quizzes Dev on American Civics 33:55 31st President Ken Nissan 34:35 American President DEATH SPREE after 1980 34:48 Dev & Kyle both forget Nixon 35:00 Would four qualify as Lots, Dev? 35:21 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Ford#:~:text=When%20Nixon%20resigned%20on%20August,presidency%20or%20the%20vice%20presidency 35:47 We forget because he was the 2nd VP to resign 36:15 Jimmy Carter is a good person 36:25 Another 99 years for Jimmy and 100 years for Dev & Kyle 37:00 Kyle did not send Dev dead people 37:40 People coming back from the dead like some kind of reverse Pandemic 38:05 The disease that specifically doesn't kill you 38:30 Dev is constantly confused by that fact 39:00 Even on the event of the death of Grandma, Dev wants to prove to doctors that he's right 39:40 What a reveal! 39:50 Imagine you woke up at your funeral and everyone booed? 40:21 Invented by the railway man to keep your money 40:50 Dev really loves Kentucky basketball 41:15 https://beta.elevenlabs.io/voice-lab 41:50 Dev now has plans for retirement 42:15 Elevenlabs does not sponsor this show 42:45 the voice cloning tool has a MAXIMUM 43:05 Starting today, stop trusting the internet 43:40 Finally a night record 44:15 There is no cow feces in either beer 44:40 Double IPAs for sure are hard hop ales 45:12 Use our special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout! 46:35  JOKE TIME!!!! 47:02 BREAKING NEWS! Joey won! 47:46 Headlocks & Hotdogs, this fall on Food Network! 48:25 An actual athelete 48:55 2023, worst year in a long time 49:15 https://www.si.com/sports-illustrated/2023/06/30/what-joey-chestnut-wants-daily-cover  June 30, 2023 50:33 EAT THE HEAD! EAT THE HEAD! 50:45 Cannibalism is actually the scene through the old man's window in Home Alone 51:45 Use that information on next year's sportsbooks 52:40 Miki Sudo - 9 out of the last 10 years: Champ 53:05 Consolation prize 53:55 As exciting as soccer can be... 54:08 The women are lowering expectations, just in case 54:47 Dev is thinking of Brandi Chastain who did the slide 54:58 Statistically, more people have done the electric slide than are alive today 55:10 There's still opinions left in Kyle's ammo warehouse 55:40 A lot of people don't know that Minor League Baseball is named after Minor celebrities 56:35 Deep-fried asparagus: 12.8 lb (5.8 kg) of deep-fried asparagus in ten minutes (Stockton, California, April 26, 2014) at Stockton Asparagus Festival 57:05 That smell is caused by...  asparagusic acid.  (That seems lazy, scientists) 57:15 Dev doesn't like a lot of things 57:25 There is no possible way, Dev 57:50 Asparagus anosmia (can't smell it) is associated with variations in the DNA sequence called SNPs that determine our sense of smell 58:15 People who say cilantro tastes like soap share a common smell-receptor gene cluster called OR6A2. This gene cluster picks up the scent of aldehyde chemicals, which are found in cilantro leaves and are also used in soapmaking 59:00 Discussions of Durian smells 59:50 The most impressive thing Kyle's ever done is this show 01:00:15 Good night, everybody 01:01:00 Thanks, Dev