Welcome to the newest episodes of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse.  Due to life's scheduling problems, we have the second morning record.  The first one resulted in spicy shits and this one is potentially even weirder.  Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss the various meat windows of the day, the understandable frustration of NES games, how to judge an old person's social missteps, WAY too much geometry and much MUCH more on this week's episode!

00:28 Shit broke 00:40 Whoops 01:25 Dev is working two jobs 02:20 Spectator in many meetings 02:50  03:10 Four inputs, baby 03:45 He's actually right. Concave is like a cave 4:50 Same as a mother lifting a car off a child 6:10 Because the ray tube contains a vacuum, the glass gets thicker as the screen scales up 7:15 what was her name, Dev? 7:45 Fuck Super Macho Man 8:34 OLEDs are actually made with inkjets.  That's how thin they are 9:02 Still a sore spot for Dev 9:28 Never google! 10:05 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZJekWe1ULY  Might be fake? 10:20 An Iron's warmup time is also your cooldown time... 12:00 Dev & ChatGPT Start the Apocalypse 12:55 SNNNAAAAAAAKE! 13:45 Dev the conspiracist is back 15:00 You can change the wake word of your device, unless your partner's name is Alexa Computer 16:11 "They're working with the government" cannot be said in an intellectually honest way 16:40 What-iffers 18:35 Whoopi Goldberg is 67 years old.  Nov 13th, 1955 so we judge her based on 1970 19:00 To calibrate this debate, in 1964 a presidential candidate ran on a "pro segregationist" platform, sooooo 19:35 Whoopi's antisemitism "flap" amounts to saying "more than jews died in the holocaust."  Which is....  actually true 20:00 Kyle deleted the whole internet 20:30 Not yet 21:21 You can eat turkey bacon, just don't claim it is the same 22:00 https://sustainablescientist.net/2013/03/04/making-bacon-soap/ 23:00 More recipes on D&KSTA 23:50 Juice it with more delicious fat 24:55 I do in fact judge my little sister 25:30 https://pedersonsfarms.com/blogs/blog/what-is-beef-bacon 26:31 You gotta warn somebody! 27:50 Beef Jerky is not bacon, Dev 28:25 Dev & Kyle Watch the Apocalypse 28:50 After breakfast, the day starts 29:40 Bacon is day bacon 31:10 MC Dev 31:40 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CocEMWdc7Ck 32:00 "Eating Shakira's Jam" is the new euphemism for cheating 33:20 Kyle's mom would never cover 33:50 We should someday record Mrs. Kyle's diss track to anything 34:41 Big shout out, Dev's Mom! 35:10 devnkylesta@gmail.com 35:40 JOKE TIME! 38:20 We can just say tailor 39:25 Kyle was right again.  Google says 39:50 Exclusive club 40:40 You fucking morons! 41:15 You can have anything you want 41:25 HE KNEW THAT FROM MEMORY!!! 41:55 Rhomboids is the non-gendered term for a square 42:40 https://twitter.com/DevAndKyleSTA/status/1621179989596176387 43:10 This makes no additional sense 43:30 Caffeinated Dev is tangential dev 44:00 https://us.foursigmatic.com/products/instant-cordyceps 45:20 Dev & Kyle Spread the Disease 46:15 Stocks will be bought and also sold 47:30 Stock-ception 48:40 Socks AGAIN? 49:20 2 hours of silence?  Fairy tale 49:50 Dev's blameless washing machine 50:41 This whole episode is the same agitation 51:40 Just imagine something we would never do 52:10 Socknapping 52:40 We just give these genius ideas away for free.  WHY?!? 52:40 We've been a little extra all morning!