Welcome to this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss the weird hobbies of produce managers, what it will be like to be 100, how the pacific coastal waters have a way to try to shut that whole thing down, Dad movie plots, and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse!   Blendjet 2! Use our special link  https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout!   00:20 Come in like a lamb 00:40 Like a thousand spoons when all you need is a knife... 01:45 Kyle has forgotten being a child anymore 02:05 Dev famously asks a question he has no intention to listening to the answer to 02:52 So mentally sharp, she just *stood up* 03:27 Grandma Suzie is a weird name for a kid 04:00 RIP Pee-Wee 04:30 Pee-Wee was the gayest thing on Saturday Morning TV except for He-Man 05:30 Kyle's slight age difference with Dev only mattered from 1987 to 1998 06:15 Turns out Dev wasn't there for Kyle's childhood. If he was, there would be less to tell Dev 07:50 "We're on vacation, go ahead" 08:50 Kyle fantasizes about being 100 years old 09:20 WALTER KRONKITE, Damnit 09:50 and yet somehow an mp5 would be a worse podcast format 10:15 We didn't tell you kids about anything... 10:45 "Don't google kids" -- this advice brought to you by Dev & Kyle 11:30 Social Media algorithms are the worst 12:15 Tie you up with dopamine 12:30 My deepest desires? oh la la 13:10 Every single one. They are not as important as you think 14:00 When you're an adult, take a break from your parents, too 15:30 TikTok causes cancer. You heard it here first 15:50 "Facebook was better in the good old days" (we're talking about the unfiltered, chronological feed) 16:25 Facebook solved their problem by making yours 16:50 Nothing but rabbits and holes on this show 17:15 Kyle stands behind the idea that people aren't confused 17:50 There was a church picnic in Kyle's house and he was so surprised 19:24 It shrinks? 19:40 The Walter Kronkite of the Seinfeld of Podcasts has never seen Seinfeld 20:30 https://themessenger.com/news/spider-capable-of-causing-permanent-erections-shuts-down-entire-supermarket 21:15 You got some of that spider venom for my dick, yo? 21:50 Big fucking spider makes you better at fucking... 22:55 Erecno-phile 23:10 Step Spider? 23:55 You wanna get pricked? 24:25 Spiderman: No Way Down 25:00 Do not repeat anything you hear on this show at work. PLEASE 25:45 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation 26:30 Crab People 26:50 Dev bullies Kyle into the theme song 27:53 Dev slowly goes insane 28:50 Now Kyle will skip that episode so that he will never know 29:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q 30:30 We don't wait like Tom 31:00 Dad movies 31:55 Didn't get Moms 32:40 They go hard for Dads 33:10 65 Million Years, Adam Driver 33:55 Driver People, Driver People, look like people, talk like people 34:25 Dev's conspiracy theories 34:45 Olestra 35:10 He was mostly right: https://newsfeed.time.com/2012/08/14/mountain-dews-dub-the-dew-online-poll-goes-horribly-wrong/ 35:40 Kyle may be skittling on this show. Who knows? 35:55 Jolly Rancher in a Zima is what you served 17 year old girls when Kyle threw parties at 17 36:30 Dev always has too much faith in humanity 37:00 Butty McButtface 37:55 Let's check the stakes here 38:30 Welcome to the Internet 40:00 It is the Ramen noodles of plot, just add Adam emoting 41:00 Catching up on Marvel in the Kyle House 41:30 We all deal with loss in our own way 42:05 Well do they??? 42:24 JOKE TIME! 42:35 https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A 44:30 Dev & Kyle's immense research audience 44:50 The problem is always you, not us 45:15 What's the difference between Kyle and the New York Times? Kyle liked crossword puzzles before he was 40 years old 46:40 Bring on the buckets of fear! 47:15 People having fun instead of wage slavery? 47:40 The brain is an organ, just like a penis. They're the same 48:15 Snoop should sleep easier 48:40 Dev proves he's not Gen X 49:55 We went there because that's what we do here 50:30 Nothing counts anymore 50:45 Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse Home Game available nowhere 51:25 Dev said it, not Kyle 51:40 Dev comes for Canada 51:50 devnkylesta@gmail.com 52:05 Its not Quebec without a team 52:51 Thank god Dev's French is terrible