MERRY CHRISTMAS, APOCALYPTOS!  Dev & Kyle step away from the presents to release the latest episode.  We've got a show jam packed with conversations about how everything we touch turns to shit around here, the Inventor Mount Rushmore, the NBA's award recipients, and much much more (all with a slightly blue tinge to the whole episode).

00:20 Dev's a Ho 00:30 Merry Christmas 01:03 Small Holiday Hiatus 01:35 There's a lot of meth OFF-SCREEN in Smokey & Bandit 01:52 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEcq3tvAYFc 02:22 2009 for Eastbound & Down 03:15 Success is all that matters 03:25 P-Ninety-Meth 03:47 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QBHO6ek2mU 04:15 Shiiiiiiiiiieeeeeet, Zach 04:55 I bet you wish you didn't know it was “Screech: Saved by the Smell.” 06:10 Christmas Morning Interruptions 06:35 Santa drinks all the whiskey 07:40 Maybe Kyle believes he's the star of this show? 09:25 A self-given trophy that says "Budgie Me Smugglers" 10:48 nos esse solebat, vincula 11:10 The American Dream of the Garage Inventor 12:00 Famous inventor, John Long 12:38 The walkman was "Kozo Ohsone, general manager of the Sony Tape Recorder Business Division, and his staff, under the auspices and suggestions of Sony Founders Ibuka and Morita" 13:15 This hereby testifies as Dev & Kyle's final will and testament 14:00 The SS 100, Kyle's Super Soaker http://www.isoaker.com/Armoury/Analysis/1991/super_soaker_ss100.php 15:22 devnkylesta@gmail.com 15:55 Just kidding, It is number 1 16:30 Or battery powered models existed 17:25 Lonnie sells it to Laramie in fact 18:00 He had between 1-2% of sales, depending on type 21:40 Theo and Ora Coster 24:30 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop_it 25:00 A carpet of nipples 26:15 Greatest year of the Show 26:55 Officially, "The Michael Jordan Trophy, which will be awarded to the Kia NBA Most Valuable Player" 27:15 Two googles in one show, Kyle's off his game 28:18 https://www.hbo.com/movies/kareem-minority-of-one 30:15 https://www.hbo.com/winning-time-the-rise-of-the-lakers-dynasty 31:48 A weird cut-in 32:10 Aged like Milk segment 33:00 A recollection of all the Apocalypse 33:55 Kyle is no longer affiliated with Kanye (never was) 34:41 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY9iRhSCFxo   2018 Bill gets it right 35:20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RMdwA8GWB8  2009 G&O "Who said it?" 36:15 D&KSTA Gets is Real Wrong 37:10 There is no mention of FTX according to the Show Notes 38:10 Find out what Thanksgiving said.  News at 11. 39:50 Joke TIME! 40:20 Dev finally gets one right 40:40 This show has always been a waist of time 41:45 https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/oddly-enough/georgian-archaeologists-find-18-million-year-old-human-tooth-2022-09-09/ 42:50 Just a different kind of point.... 43:20 Finally, this show has a point 44:55 The Memento of podcasts 46:25 Dev takes off his shirt 48:30 Dev wants 8am sunrises... 49:45 out of 4000+ days of his life...  50 days 50:55 Dev just wants to never sleep 52:30 Riveting stories of sleeping 53:10 https://www.oig.dot.gov/sites/default/files/DOT%20Time%20Zone%20Final%20Report%209-20-22.pdf 54:10 https://www.up.com/customers/track-record/tr031020-time-zones.htm 58:10 devnkylesta@gmail.com 59:05 Enemy of the Show, Ashley