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00:20 VACATION IS OVER! 00:30  Celebrating the firing of our competitors 01:21 and that's a promise! 01:35  Look inside yourself 01:55 Dev fires another shot across the bow 02:12 A story about crank calling 02:30 a story from 1991 to 1997 03:00 Phone books are extinct 03:20 Keep it secret, Keep it safe! 03:45 That's not the only thing that the phone does that is illegal for me to do 04:45 What was the actual purpose of the white pages? 05:15 People don't know their own numbers today is way more popular 06:00 Grade 2 tests were really hard 06:30 Country bumpkin kids are not expected to own a computer 07:10 Support the nuclear family by enforcing landline requirements 07:30 a phone number is MEANT to be shared 07:50 Go watch V, kids 08:10 Sayonara Social Safety Net 08:33 a story of medical professionals disagreeing  08:45 imagine a DMV footprinting though 09:30 Dev makes it gross 09:45 Our audience is not the problem, our hosts are the problem 10:35 His connection to the world was disrupted 11:15 Someone should teach Kyle how to tell a story 11:45 Rulers don't save lives 12:30 I still think they just eyeball it, Dev 12:45 If you're a nurse, email us devnkylesta@gmail.com 13:30 https://www.thisoldhouse.com/   For our youngest Apocalyptos 14:07 Nurse departmental infighting is weird 14:40  Trigger warning! 15:00  Let's not disparage Kool-Aid 15:15 Kyle's culinary insights 15:30 The theme of the show comes together 15:45 Dev & Kyle both eat.  Keep listening to find out what else they have in common 16:05 Brussel sprouts are not extinct 16:48 https://www.wytv.com/news/daybreak/brussel-sprouts-have-been-altered-to-taste-better 17:10 Magnets, how do they work 17:32 Polarizing jokes are our specialty 17:50 Kyle's google habits revealed 18:15 Kyle is the Google of this show 19:55 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gros_Michel_banana 20:05 The Big Mike actually, Apocalyptos 20:15 if you know how to show us how to pronounce it, email us devnkyle@gmail.com 21:16 This story is still true for Michaels 21:30 Not completely extinct but they stopped it, but actually the 1950s 21:45 https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/31135/how-did-slipping-banana-peel-become-comedy-staple 22:45 We still could have this banana 23:30 HOLY SHIT DEV IS RIGHT!!! 23:50  https://www.sciencefriday.com/articles/why-dont-banana-candies-taste-like-real-bananas/ 24:15 Dev's dream is now discovered to bring back a thing that isn't gone 24:54 Wooly Mammoth Meatballs 25:40 https://www.businessinsider.com/mammoth-meatball-cultivated-meat-company-mammoth-dna-2023-3 26:00 https://news.mit.edu/2017/engineers-create-nanobionic-plants-that-glow-1213 26:20 Allergies are a little out of control 27:10 Doctor Dev approves 28:05 imagine dedicating your life to something and not using it... 28:15 Vegetarian scientists out here trying to create a loophole and not use it? 29:05 SOMEBODY actually tasted it, you KNOW it 29:30 https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/04/pleistoseacow/522831/ 30:40 Sailors hunted Dodos to extinctions 31:00 The last person to spot a dodo, an English sailor named Benjamin Harry, called its flesh "very hard." 31:20 The Dutch word for dodo was walghvodel, or “disgusting bird." 31:30  Just find a dumb bird and eat it out of spite...  actually - that's not a bad plan 32:15 Try to keep track of how many bells are in this story... 32:35  Dev's roundabout origin story for the Morlocks and the Eloi 33:50 A customer so dumb, she stuns the employee 34:25 If you're curious, yes, she had a Karen haircut 36:00 Imagine your super power is talking to people until they can't mentally function 36:45 Being so confident in your convenience running the world... 37:40 The alternative to corporate malfeasance is WORSE 38:00 "There is NO WAY someone is that stupid" 38:30 Doordash and Enterprise, unified by having people 39:14 Actually Episode 3, The Incredibles 39:30 "No, I didn't talk to anyone" 40:00 Parking lots, the great car exchange 40:20 Dev's out here making stereotypes 41:00 Kyle provides group therapy for stupid people 42:35 Just assume that things are going to be done for you without asking 42:50 Kyle doesn't make documentaries, he makes jokes 43:30 Vegas is still gross 44:10 WHAT A MIRACLE!!! 44:58 whatever is in liquid IV is what my body needed 45:45 liquidiv.com/pages/impact 46:00 Ready to shop better hydration, use our special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle1  to save 20% off anything you order. 46:50 You need hydration anyway, water you waiting for 47:15 the official joke 47:38 Use those codes fast, they might not work for long once they hear the show 48:40 Dev offers some anti-sponsorship 49:17 Let's turn this episode around with some feel good content 49:30 Dev immediately offers his alibi 50:10 This pilot was provided merely a flaming tube and landed it on land 51:25 the warden declares that no one should be guarded during the emergency 53:05 Kyle will pay $5 is another warden has ever said "We got an extra baby" 53:34 https://nypost.com/2017/01/30/how-rikers-island-inmates-became-heroes-after-a-1957-plane-crash/ 54:14 Facebook is the new smoking 54:30 Kyle saves actively seeks out feel good content, knowing what the first half of the episode  54:57 Kyle has journalistic integrity.  He's the Walter Cronkite of this podcast 55:25 We have proof we're good people 55:45 Meatball and Meatball Host a Show 56:17 Good night, everybody