(TW: Detailed discussions of bodily injury from accidents)  Welcome to the Episode that almost never happened.  Dev & Kyle tell stories about how they almost died living life in the last few weeks.  First, Dev loved the chip so much that he got a bone chip, no one would take a picture of Dev's insides, Dev's adventures with pills, Kyle's adventures with reading ultrasounds, cannibals in pop culture, Kyle tells a joke on the radio that only works in person, and what we will do after we buy Hulu.  All this and more on this episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse!

01:12 devnkylesta@gmail.com 01:45 A recitation of how much we've done it since last episode 02:10 I was fine...  but the aftermath 02:30 Dev is a certified crazy person 02:50 Some people think this happens with every IPA 03:35 How do you not eat in a weird way 05:00 Covid changed everything 05:30 Dev's eating habits are ... shit 05:55 Go fuck yourself 06:30 Two of these idiots are better than one 07:10 Something to do on the scientific level 07:30 Kyle questions Dev's life choices 7:55 Beer scientists, devnkylesta@gmail.com 08:45 Hammer League, Now on the Ocho 09:25 This podcast is about friendship 09:35 This podcast is NOT about agreements 10:40 Evacuation imminent 11:25 WARNING:  Don't eat the fucking chip 11:50 Basic bitch food 12:45 Dev's regrets 14:05 Spoiler alert:  Dev was sober 14:25 Kyle has PTSD for Dev's eyeballs 15:30 Reign in an early night.... 16:25 4 out of 5 doctor's agree:  You should have broken this 17:10 Alternate universe where Dev and his 4 friends are the Bird Scooter Circus Folk 17:45 Dev the rule follower  DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN 18:28 15 mph is 24.14kph, just so you know 19:10 Did you get the QR code on that scooter 19:51 If you don't want to hear about blood, skip to 21:45 (at least) 21:00 The ER can't fix a big hole... 21:45 An explanation of American Healthcare 22:35 Only the Americans understand 23:00 Dev warns his wife...  a crucial detail 24:00 Full moons are not actually worse...  but they totally are 25:40 Large werewolf population in Louisville also a possible explanation 27:45 Kyle's tips to not be bothered 28:40 Dev is too nice to bleed on the floor 29:05 Dev keeps saying "See the Meat"  I'm sorry listeners 29:41 The first time that Dev is told he has broken bones...  remember this moment 30:30  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk 31:15 It gets hard when you squeeze it 31:53 Two weeks on my ass 32:30 Dev's going to rehab soon 33:18 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stranger_Comes_to_Town 34:15 POP 35:00 Scar Tissue in the Joint 35:30 CONGRATULATIONS on 90 degrees 36:00 Just keep stretching it 36:40 Now he doesn't have any broken bones.  Remember this moment 37:25 The doctor drives Dev to the brink... 38:22 Arm Guillotine  38:55 Dev's death would make great content 39:55 Brown Chicken Brown MRI 40:50 Now we need a second brush with death 42:20 Usually this level of kindness accompanies crime 42:40 Still a lady in the MRI....  we already made the MRI porn joke, though 43:35 Third time is the charm 43:55 Dev is told a second time that he has no broken bones.  Remember this moment 45:01 The doctor is like... yeah, that's an elbow 45:45 A 2nd tangent from the 3rd topic change 47:45 Two legs, Two Berries, One Twig - Now on Discovery+ 49:20 This part should be under the skin 49:45 You broke your bones so hard that they aren't broken anymore 50:20 You seem like you don't need a doctor 50:48 If you know bone densities, email us devnkylesta@gmail.com 51:35 The secret to getting better is to just not die 52:20 A hole instead of a canyon 52:55 Notice how kind Dev & Kyle are by not making vagina jokes 53:15 Scars are for picking up chicks and telling children 53:35 Finally we get to Kyle's problem in Episode 10, try #1 54:34 JOKE TIME! 54:45 Cannibals on netflix 55:10 Evan Peters  https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1404239/ 55:55 Lawyers are the hipsters of true crime 56:20 Kyle explains a visual joke on an audio only podcast.  We're such professionals... 57:10 Screw it, I can't feel it 57:38 https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/apiarist 58:15 APRN.IO   It is not a real thing.....  so far 59:15 Completely uninformed is one of the themes of this show 1:00:10 Speaking of creepy children 1:00:51 This child is a psychopath 1:01:24 The Cupcake Killer 1:01:38 20-25 years to go... 1:02:00 Dev & Kyle buy Hulu in 2045.  You were here first 1:02:40 patreon.com/devandkyle 1:03:00 What we would do for $100 million dollars.... 1:03:40 Good night, everybody