What better way to celebrate our 50th episode and Galentine’s Day than a sex toy review?!

Lindsey shares her (alleged) karmic plans to close the abuse cycle with a sociopathic ex-boyfriend while Aimee’s on standby with money for bail.

The MILFs then share their personal collections and describe which toy makes them squirm, scream and squirt. Because let’s be honest, the world is a better place with more sex in it…either solo or with partner(s)!

Mary Sucking Vibrator/ OGSucking Vibrator
https://www.tracysdog.com/collections/sexy-toys/products/2-in-1-g-spot-vibrator-with-clitoral-sucking

Little Sucking Vibrator
https://www.tracysdog.com/collections/suck-me-up/products/2-in-1-sucking-vibrating-vibrator

Luna Rabbit Vibrator
https://www.tracysdog.com/products/artificial-diamond-luna-rabbit-vibrator?_pos=4&_sid=1148edea2&_ss=r

Lovense Nora
https://www.lovense.com/rabbit-vibrator?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=nora&gclid=Cj0KCQiA0p2QBhDvARIsAACSOOPxV9fsFMe-u3C08ahYjwK9G9YkLZ5rDSuhFAyPz4qk95ahYBFC5CgaAkO7EALw_wcB

PlusOne Vibrating Ring
https://www.amazon.com/PlusOne-Vibrating-Ring-Tantalizing-Pound/dp/B07HB7V4FV

Original Magic Wand
https://www.amazon.com/Original-Magic-Wand-Essentials-Massager/dp/B01DCHMIF2/ref=sr_1_52?crid=F1XSADSM6NFC&keywords=small+rabbit+ears+clit+sex+toy&qid=1644681171&s=hpc&sprefix=small+rabbit+ears+clit+sex+toy%2Chpc%2C149&sr=1-52

Aimee’s Amazon Version of The Magic Wand
https://www.amazon.com/Luna-Rechargeable-Personal-Wand-Massager/dp/B07YVQC4DR/ref=sr_1_4?crid=2EPZ0LM3VVAZF&keywords=magic+wand&qid=1644681196&s=hpc&sprefix=magic+wand%2Chpc%2C108&sr=1-4

Aimee's "Barbie horse saddle" model is nowhere to be found...but this is close!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09G2D3KW2?linkCode=ogi&tag=cosmopolitan_auto-append-20&ascsubtag=[artid|10049.a.13036581[src|[ch|[lt|