What are geese afraid of? What are you afraid of? Is it Uncle Sam? Is it geese? Are geese afraid of Uncle Sam? How do we get rid of these geese? They're everywhere! Me and my homies can't reside on the lake anymore cause of all these dang geese! Help! What's in it for you? How rude. What if I threw in a pancake breakfast? Okay. Deal. You'll need to come over to Andover, New Hampshire, though!

In this episode, we read from the following articles in The Andover Beacon:
“Fourth of July Committee Invites People to Enter a Float,” press release (May 20, 2023).
“Highland Lake Reflects Quiet Spring Morning” by Larry Chase (May 19, 2023).
“Andover’s Fourth of July Parade Needs an Uncle Sam!” press release (Mar. 21, 2023).
“Population of Canada Geese on Highland Lake Presents Problems” by Janet Eklund (Feb. 17, 2023).

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