Alright, we read the Humboldt Chronicle, and here's the working theory: the state of Tennessee is populated entirely by children. Conceptually, that is. Some of its denizens still look, act, and age like adults. But, like, they're kids. On a spiritual level. Metaphysically speaking. We wouldn't expect you to get it. We don't really get it, if we're being honest. Also in this episode: a terrible icy disaster that almost happened, and whether or not one must have live sheep to have a good nativity scene. Find out exactly what we're talking about as we explore Humboldt, Tennessee!

In this episode, we read from the following articles in the Humboldt Chronicle:
“Ice Storm Threat Bypasses Humboldt” by Ariel McRae and Danny Wade (Feb. 7, 2023).
“Christmas on Main a Hit With Kids of All Ages” by Danny Wade (Dec. 6, 2022).
“Kids of All Ages Enjoy Fall Fest” by Ariel McRae and Danny Wade (Sept. 27, 2022).

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