Two students notice Cheltenham's only statues of women are the tightly-clad, delectable young females set along shop fronts in Montpellier. Surely, they think, Cheltenham is ready for a statue honouring an important local woman. Or is it? They are about to find out.   The audio play is 25 minutes long.   We Can't Be was produced by Parrot Productions, written and directed by Lou Beckett. Astra was played by Stephanie Louise, Pen by Ari Anindita, the Council Chair by Philip Douch. Sound was by Paul Hamblin, Cam Shand, and the Boom sound team led by Lee Walpole. Music was composed by Jim Barne. Parrot Productions are grateful to the Cheltenham Arts Council for their generous support.   Please send any comments or feedback you have to loubeckett77@gmail.com.