Put on your flower crowns and zip up your bear suits…cause today the femcels are reviewing Ari Aster’s 2019 horror film “Midsommar!” As they take a cinematic trip to Sweden (with the worst men you’ve ever met), they discuss Aster’s unique filmography, the history of the folk horror genre, and the economic foundation of the post-horror movement. When they aren’t making fun of Christian’s inability to light a birthday candle, they also gate-keep the final girl label and analyze eugenics’ undeniable influence on the horror genre. Digressions may include Halloween festivities at lesbian bars and Elon Musk’s humiliation kink.