Hello, and welcome to the new What's Our Seat Number.  No longer the frivolous, whimsical, sarcastic and erotic podcast that you're used to.  Instead we will now approach each subject with serious, sober reflection and a grave, businesslike demenour.  You can call us Fred Austere.  This podcast is now officially dour and funereal.

Right down to that strange hiccuping, burping noise Si made.  He also channels Luis from Ant-Man for some of the finest summarising anyone's ever done, ever.

This week, we review Steven Spielberg and George Lucas' classic Raiders of the Lost Ark, for no apparent reason other than we wanted to.  No-one else has done anything Indiana Jones-centric this month at all, and there's nothing significant happening in the world of Indiana Jones right now.

We also decided to keep it short, glossing over each scene with never so much as more than a passing mention, for a paltry 2 hours, making this one of our shortest episodes ever for a film we really have no nostalgia, reverence or even a mild passion for.  It's really just a big dud, isn't it?  Perfectly round boulders made of fibreglass?  Ha.  Bollocks.  That's not realistic at all.  Boulders are made of rock.  Idiots.

Si came up with an awesome Indy quiz that stumped Jonny more frequently than once...and quick visits to Trivia Corner and VFX Attic reveal Raiders' secrets that you can likely Google and find more quickly than it took us to talk about them.

Hear Si complain about the speed of our progress every few minutes (which invariably slows us down further) and hear Jonny pronounce Toht as Tote several times (that’s how Spielberg says it, but maybe it’s pronounced Tot?)

PLUS! Jonny brings on a very special guest to talk about her opinion of Raiders' ending, something they disagree on, but Jonny's stuck with her, so what to do... witness the podcast debut of Michal Gross, Jonny’s missus.

So sit back and relax, because this ramble will take you on a journey.  Where, you ask?  I don't know, we're making this up as we go...

POD ART  - Once again Si has conjured up some awesome episode art for this episode.  I'm just glad he didn't go with the mooning golden idol with my face on it...

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MUSIC TRACKS

Modern Funk Groove by StudioEtude.

Feel The 80s by Nuclearmetal.

Adventure Battle Victory Ident by MPAudioSolutions.

Job Done Comedy Logo by FlossieWood

Jazz Jingle Logo by RedOctopus.