Who knew that slipping into a pair of pants could feel like a victory lap? Nine months post-hip replacement, I hit this personal milestone, and it's got me thinking about the resilience we muster as we age and the humor that arises from life's most irksome moments. Picture this: a botched attempt at palm tree trimming leads to an unexpected bonding session with the locals, proving that sometimes, professional help isn't just a convenience—it's a necessity. Meanwhile, I'm eyeing a DIY irrigation project with a mix of thriftiness and dread. Join me as I share these tales and explore the delicate dance between self-sufficiency and knowing when to wave the white flag.

Now, let's talk about the words we toss around like confetti—have "crazy" and "surreal" really lost their punch? I'm unpacking the frustration with our diluted vocabulary and the craving for something more. And for a dash of whimsy, we're shifting gears to manual transmissions and waxing nostalgic over the ephemeral delight of Juicy Fruit gum. I'll take you through a musical reverie, longing for a Sirius XM channel that plays the soundtrack of our lives—not just the folk tunes that don't quite scratch that itch. From linguistic quirks to the love of a good stick shift, this episode promises to resonate with both your heartstrings and your funny bone. Join me for a journey through the small triumphs, the irksome moments, and the tunes that define our experiences.

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From his home studio, it's Blade Radio Show! Listen to these stories and recounts going back to the rock heyday and what it's like now being a regular Joe. How it all turns from being handsome to not. Jump on and support the "no program director" show where it's all said, no matter what anyone says.