Ladies and Gentlemen, and those who just refuse to decide, fasten your seatbelts and secure your headphones for another rollercoaster ride on the S.S. Inappropriateness, brought to you by The Kid A.G. and Nurse Fiona, the dynamic duo whose friendship is so confusing it might just need its own Facebook relationship status. In today’s episode, they dive into a treasure trove of topics that could either solve insomnia or be used by the CIA for enhanced interrogation.

Episode Highlights:

1. The Beverage Mix-Up: It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s... coffee mixed with White Claw?! Yes, folks, The Kid has officially given up on life and now resorts to this unholy concoction to keep the podcast as jittery as a squirrel in a nut factory.
2. Masturbation and Madonna Logos: If you thought Madonna was the queen of controversy, wait till you hear The Kid and Fiona debate the finer points of mutual masturbation without making eye contact. This is what happens when you drink coffee and White Claw, folks.
3. Existential Dating Crises: Listen as The Kid reflects on his dry spell and contemplates entering a monastery, while Fiona puzzles over whether Dutch Ruddering qualifies as a team sport.
4. Welcome to the Thunderdome of Profanity: If your sensibilities are as delicate as a Victorian lady at a death metal concert, this may not be the episode for you. The language is saltier than a pretzel in the Dead Sea, with creative uses of expletives that would make a sailor blush.
5. The Accidental Friendship Therapy Session: Is it possible to be just friends without the world imploding? The Kid and Fiona navigate this minefield with all the grace of a hippo in a china shop, proving that men and women can be friends – or at least co-hosts who regularly scandalize their listeners.

Listener Warning: This episode is packed with fucked up shit that might make you spit out your beverage – hopefully not the White Claw-coffee nightmare. Recommended for those who enjoy humor that’s darker than a black hole with an emo complex.