*Kansas wants to block porn websites, similar to Texas and Louisianna.
*If you think you're part of America's middle class, think again.
*Someone in Jersey won the Mega Millions jackpot.
*Trump Bibles are now available in the gift shop for $60.
*A former Syracuse Basketball player has been named in the Diddy investigation as a possible "mule"
*St Louis Swat executed a warrant with the help of a stolen pair of AirPods and the FindMy app. Yes, they went to the wrong house.
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