In this week’s fantastic Five Minute Jam, we portray some impossible equations, unload the dishwasher on ketamine, hang out with golfers and douchebags, see someone familiar, sing the time, don’t know what to wear to the party, refuse to get down, receive a visit from the huggle brigade, and trade in our loyalty card

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Also check out Kanter Loop’s surreal noir comedy adventure Gus Tulip Private Dick here or wherever you get your podcasts

More soon. Till then, Love and Gravy