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Episode 322: Stay King, Drenched, Grease Artifacts, Measured in Meatspins, Closest Without Going Over
Jan 10 2024
Episode 322: Stay King, Drenched, Grease Artifacts, Measured in Meatspins, Closest Without Going Over
Pre-show UBI, universal healthcare Brian put a timestamp so this is why you have it now instead of six months from now New year’s resolutions Amazon aquarium accessories Noah K Double X Quantimino In your prime could you have done it? - Since 1948, the 72-ounce Top Sirloin Dinner has been served free to anyone who can eat the entire steak and trimmings within one hour. Price Is Right Rules Dennis Douglas Dung nicknamed 3D Slammich - our own custom sandwich How much was Brian’s meal at Quiznos? Quizno hack to not pay extra for guacamole Twofer’s - a sandwich shop that sells half-and-half sandwiches Costco cheesecake return Is drywashing a thing? Wiping a spoon Beef pizzle Hack-a-dick Gangrene feet This Is The Newz Single mother’s future in jeopardy after thief steals driveway Pastor accused of trying to push McDonald's cook's head into deep fryer for 'disrespecting' his wife Video shows man attack district court judge during sentencing Ohio man shot in testes by ex-girlfriend says he still loves her Burrito’s Nippon Newz Japanese life insurance company develops dating sim where you’re not supposed to get insurance Bar explodes in Tokyo’s Shinbashi neighborhood All-you-can-eat doughnuts at Mister Donut: How many can we eat in 60 minutes? Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/
Episode 304: Toss The Sauce
Dec 6 2023
Episode 304: Toss The Sauce
Carnevil, The House of the Dead, Etsy, milk glass, laundry frequency, finger lickin’ good, high flying birds and fearless flying frogs, motorcycle ride with one helmet, 23 cents, Lemon Party, neighbor sues over medical weed smell, drunk duck fights dog, three men and a giant inflatable duck, cocaine on Sonic hot dog, drunk politician doing pullups inside train, 85-year-old great grandmother virtual YouTuber, police mascot flipping bird stickers Double X Quantimino Carnevil or The House of the Dead? Arthur the Arbiter - Item title and options mislead. An Etsy review. Milk glass and Brian’s grandfather’s glass collection The 'no-wash' and 'low-wash' movement - how often is your denim washed "finger lickin' good" High flying birds and fearless flying frogs Hypothetical Meta Analysis - motorcycle ride, one helmet 23 cents Lemon Party documentary This Is The Newz Judge orders DC man to stop smoking medical weed at home after neighbor sues over smell Duck walks into pub, drinks pint, fights dog, loses Three men swept out to sea on giant inflatable duck New Mexico woman finds cocaine on Sonic hot dog Burrito’s Nippon Newz Drunk Japanese politician in trouble for doing pullups inside moving train 85-year-old great-grandmother from Hiroshima is Japan’s newest virtual YouTuber/idol Tokyo couple caught making stickers with police mascot flipping bird Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/
Episode 303: Stranded on La Isla Surrounded by Celebrity Buttwater
Nov 25 2023
Episode 303: Stranded on La Isla Surrounded by Celebrity Buttwater
Celebrity butt water, sock shoe, caramel, three fingers in the honeycomb, one comic book, Walmart version of Margot Robbie, car flies Dukes of Hazzard style, guillotine, Duck Hunt, eunuch maker’s frozen leg, Saitama thugs, calling police 2,060 times in 9 days, condombassador Double X Quantimino Celebrity butt water sock shoe sock shoe or sock sock shoe shoe Caramel RHCP lyrics “Three fingers in the honeycomb” Burrito has enough space in his bugout bag for one comic book to bring to La Isla - Spider-Man: Blue #6 knock-off of a knockout “Dramatic body camera footage shows a car speeding down a Georgia highway, catching a tow truck ramp and flying about 120 feet through the air "Dukes of Hazzard"-style, authorities say. The driver survived the crash with serious injuries.” This Is The Newz Couple's choreographed suicide by guillotine ends with heads rolling into fire altar Deputies accuse man of using Nintendo ‘Duck Hunt’ pistol to rob a business Man admits freezing leg of alleged ‘eunuch maker’ who was accused of broadcasting live castrations Burrito’s Nippon Newz “I’m the most famous thug in Saitama!” Japanese kids’ social media beef leads to beating, arrests Saitama man arrested for calling police 2,060 times in 9 days to yell at them 14th-generation condom ambassador named by Japan’s Sagami Original Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/
Episode 302: Broken Palindrome
Nov 14 2023
Episode 302: Broken Palindrome
Tacos fall apart, that double space, The Taming of the Shrew, throwing out undies, $19 smash burger, movie soundtracks, Bomb Queen, Brazilian steakhouse, hiding in a store after close, seals stick eels up nose, tipping culture, Hot Pocket shooting, Plymouth Hoe palm trees, plastic egg tarts, Burrito’s Nippon Newz Double X Quantimino Plug In & Hate - "It's ok if u fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart & we still love them" That double space between a full stop and the next sentence The Taming of the Shrew When to throw out the undies A $19 smash burger One movie soundtrack to take to La Isla Bomb Queen Brazilian steakhouse Hiding after close in a store of your choice This Is The Newz ‘Make better choices’: Researchers beg endangered seals to not stick eels up nose Influencer who created AI version of herself says it's gone rogue and she's working 'around the clock' to stop it saying sexually explicit things TikTokers say tipping culture is getting 'out of hand' after a woman claimed a Ben & Jerry's cashier got annoyed when she didn't tip for a $2 cone Man shot roommate in Kentucky for eating last Hot Pocket, police say Plymouth Hoe palm trees cut down in sex and drugs crackdown ‎Morse - Vibration Messenger Burrito’s Nippon Newz Egg tart vendor promises not to accidentally sell realistic plastic samples a third time More than one in three Japanese working women in survey would rather be housewives Man rides motorbike into lobby of Fukuoka police station, demands they crack down on rude driving Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/
Episode 301: Polysyllabic Immaturity
Nov 1 2023
Episode 301: Polysyllabic Immaturity
Weapons for The Purge, vuvuzelas, poker, lima beans, Honey Buns, $70 safety razor, Newz, one million bees, toe sucking, Martha Stewart, Boot Girls, BNN, precious metal fillings, candy from Grave of the Fireflies, Krispy Kreme doughnut burger Double X Quantimino Weapons of choice during The Purge Vuvuzelas Poker’s popularity, Strip Poker on USA Network Lima bean, clitorati Guestimation Unknown - Honey Buns A $70 safety razor This Is The Newz Ajax man facing charges after obtaining sexual services and refusing to pay One million bees released during tractor-trailer crash on I-10 Westbound and US-301 Man rescued from woods after sex game goes awry Hilton Hotel manager arrested for waking up guest by sucking on his toes Woman's body found in Arby's freezer Driver tried to switch places with his dog on DUI stop in Colorado town, police say Martha Stewart lands 'historic' Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover Masturbation with 'sex toy' kills man; gets electrocuted with ping pong ball up his butt while jerking off A ride with Boot Girls, 2 women challenging Atlanta's parking enforcement industry Burrito’s Nippon Newz Kyoto City planning to sell cremated people’s precious metal fillings for millions of yen Candy from Ghibli’s Grave of the Fireflies disappearing as manufacturer goes out of business Krispy Kreme adds doughnut burgers to its menu in Japan Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Tentative titles: “Meet the Wolves Halfway”, “The Ant and the Lima Bean”, “Innocence and Piggies” Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/
Episode 300: Flat Circle Omakase Symphony
Oct 23 2023
Episode 300: Flat Circle Omakase Symphony
Wrestling entrance songs, NDAs, time is an illusion / social construct / flat circle, the bar scene, boys and girls’ bikes, mermaid statue, drugs shipped to restaurant, $120K banana, penis surgery gone wrong, orgasm heard at LA Philharmonic concert, fish semen on the sushi menu, Betty at 92’s male striptease show, all-you-can eat cookie cafe, beautiful women on apartment visits, JP government seeks power to control AC remotely Double X Quantimino Wrestling entrance songs - Brian: Let’s Get Reptarded, Art: The War, GMN: Hero, Burrito: Simon Says Reality show NDA Entrance songs but only from James Bond movies Time is an illusion and a social construct Time is a flat circle A homunculus amunculus The bar scene Boys and girls' bikes This Is The Newz Mermaid statue causes stir in southern Italy Man arrested after $3M worth of drugs shipped to restaurant Banana drama: ‘hungry’ South Korean student eats $120,000 artwork Man dies after penis enhancement surgery goes wrong Woman's ‘loud and full body orgasm’ heard during LA Philharmonic concert Michelin star chef inspired to add ‘fish semen’ to the menu at high-end restaurant Care home resident fulfills dream of watching male striptease show at 92 Burrito’s Nippon Newz Reminder: Japan has awesome all-you-can-eat cookies cafés Tokyo real estate agency sends beautiful women with you on apartment visits for date-like mood Japanese government seeking power to turn down private home air conditioners remotely Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/
Episode 299: Rawr is my OwO | Chasing El Dorado | The Heat in the Meat | Stillborns Stay Born | Through Thiccc and Thin
Oct 13 2023
Episode 299: Rawr is my OwO | Chasing El Dorado | The Heat in the Meat | Stillborns Stay Born | Through Thiccc and Thin
Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk, Rawr, OwO/UwU, 3½-hour long movie or live music performance, Avril, JTT, Utopia, Prions, How much until you have to let your pet go?, Jersey Mike’s charity contribution to Boners for Algernon, overthinking, Desiigner, penis for sale, claw machine, cooked bats, stillborn, police bunny, RoboDog, robot waiters, food prank Double X Quantimino Walnutmilk, Mylk, Mxlk Rawr is my OwO Three and a half hours of a live music performance or movie Avril, JTT, Utopia Cool band name? - Hotass Pedxphiles Prions How much until you have to let your pet go? Guesstimation Unknown: Mike's Way® Boners for Algernon Overthinking? Ruminating? Breathe. This Is The Newz Rapper Desiigner charged for masturbating aboard overseas flight Man 'tries to sell penis' at Eastern Cape shopping mall Boy, 13, gets stuck climbing into claw machine for prize German officials seize cooked bats near Belgian border Pair charged with throwing away ashes of stillborn infant Baby Gooch: “I’m stillborn. I stay born. Go shop at Liz Claiborne.” Officer Cottontail? Bunny joins the police force. Fur real. RoboCop? No, RoboDog: Robotic dog rejoins New York police Are robot waiters the future? Some restaurants think so Japan police arrest 2 in food prank at beef bowl diner Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/
Episode 298: The Confidence Intervals of Pickled Innkeeper Worms
Oct 2 2023
Episode 298: The Confidence Intervals of Pickled Innkeeper Worms
A paper coffee cup, George Foreman Grill, human burgers, Make-A-Wish wishes, sugar AIDS, throwing stacks of $100 bills out a car window, meta analysis, raw water, two million dimes, hit man names, epoxy condom, gyoza king, asking to jerk off in a convenience store bathroom, cat fur bed sheets Double X Quantimino A paper coffee cup George Foreman Grill Human burgers You're a Make-A-Wish kid and your wish is going to be granted. Sugar AIDS, Chasr, Got Bugz A man threw stacks of $100 bills from his car window in a wild show of generosity. His family says he drained their bank accounts, leaving them broke. Meta-analysis, Part 1: Testosterone treatment not linked to short-, medium-term CV events in men Meta-analysis, Part 2: Sex after menopause doesn’t need to hurt Urechis caupo This Is The Newz Trendy “raw water” source under bird’s nest sparks diarrheal outbreak Police search for group of suspects who stole 2 million dimes from truck in Northeast Philadelphia Tennessee Air National Guardsman applied to be a hit man on a website - and got arrested Hitman names: Montezuma’s Revenge, Gloom and Doom, Ambivalence, Brian Shrimp Man dies after having sex using epoxy adhesive instead of a condom Burrito’s Nippon Newz Kyoto police issue arrest warrant in nine-year-old murder of Japan’s gyoza king Teacher in Japan politely asks to use convenience store bathroom to jerk off, gets arrested Japan created bed sheets that feel like petting a cat, and they sold out immediately Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz
Episode 297: Mascara Runs
Sep 23 2023
Episode 297: Mascara Runs
Vinyl record grooves, The Flaccid and the Furious, horny goat weed, White Van Scam, ranch sauce, your wife has been kidnapped, Caesar salad, your AI existence, alcoholic dog now sober, offensive shirt at Walmart, Resident Evil 4 upskirt, 18,000 cows, cocaine hippo hit by SUV, Apple store robbed, Fabrizio, Japanese fight festival, man buys coffee but gets latte, Least Attractive Prefecture Pre-show F–k Dungeon Rebel Wilson Tribute A Facef–k to Remember Double X Quantimino Groove The Flaccid and the Furious Horny goat weed Booba Gettz spotted in the wild in Arthur's Nextdoor feed: ‘SCAM: Watch out for the “White Van Speaker Scam” in the area. A guy pumping gas next to me, at Exxon, almost fell for it. The scammer was in a white truck “selling” a home entertainment system.’ Ranch “Your wife has been kidnapped and is being held in a location 30 mins away. You’re driving to rescue her. It’s a warm night and your windows are down. Do you listen to music on the drive there yes or no” Plug In & Hate - What I Had For Lunch: Caesar salad What if you found out you were an AI bot? Did Arthur Dream of Electric Podcasts? This Is The Newz Alcoholic dog who got addicted to drinks left out by owner now sober Walmart removes offensive shirt with hidden curse after complaints Ashley breaks the fourth wall in Resident Evil 4 Remake if you try to upskirt her 18,000 cows killed in explosion, fire at Texas dairy farm may be largest cattle killing ever Re-enactment Newz: Brian is the newscaster in the helicopter. Gemini is the SUV driver. Burrito is the hippo. One of Pablo Escobar's 'cocaine hippos' dies after being hit by an SUV in Colombia Washington Apple store robbed of $500,000 in iPhones after thieves tunnel through coffee shop wall Fabricio/Fabrizio Burrito’s Nippon Newz Fights break out at Japanese fight festival Man arrested for trying to kill a convenience store owner over a cup of coffee Japanese prefecture replaces Ibaraki as Least Attractive Prefecture in annual ranking Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/
Episode 296: IDDQD
Sep 16 2023
Episode 296: IDDQD
X-Men intimacy, John Stamos gets crowned, a Friends smashup, eat a McGlizzy, where to find grapefruit gelatin, mustaches, Batgirl, what pandemic?, the Blue October Girl archetype, losing 30 lb eating McDonald’s, Luby’s Hamber Alert, a teenager pretends to be a physician’s assistant to access a hospital, mammoth meatballs, knockoff designer brands, a hacker returns $200M, naked man drives school bus, a gang member with Down syndrome, all you can eat ice cream and frozen food, an English-speaking-only bar in Japan, a woman defrauds men for 4.4M yen. Double X Quantimino The best X-Men with which to have sex John Stamos Friends Smashup The McGlizzy Getting grapefruit gelatin for your bae Mustache That canceled Batgirl movie How We Buried A Pandemic Blue October Girl This Is The Newz Man eating McDonald's for 100 days is down nearly 30 lb so far — and now his wife is joining him Luby's apologizes for ham-handed promotion Teenage imposter gains access to two Slam City South South hospitals Meatball from long-extinct mammoth created by food firm Customs officers seize more than $700,000 of knockoff Gucci, Chanel, other designer brands Hacker Behind $200M Euler Attack Apologizes, Returns Millions in Ether, Dai to Protocol Naked man driving stolen school bus with dead deer inside leads police on chase Alleged gang member with Down syndrome indicted in separate Chicago murders Burrito’s Nippon Newz All you can eat ice cream and frozen food restaurant becomes a hit in Akihabara English-speaking-only bar opens in Osaka and Tokyo, yellow cards for those who don’t follow rules Shiga woman defrauded 4.4M yen by man asking for money to fly down from the ISS and marry her Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum FarmzSlam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/
Episode 295: Charm School
Sep 9 2023
Episode 295: Charm School
The Mayor Pro Tem Boston Cream Cake story is retold. A customized aroma collection for Slam City is workshopped. Motor vehicle operators must now be able to also properly operate a bicycle. A mother’s daughter asks for $4 to pay for a classmate’s field trip fee, but Mom says no. Cassettes are limited edition collectibles now? Arthur was late to the recording session, so no Newz this episode. The Burrito Bandito brings odd news from Japan about a briefcase filled with adult toys, bears serving coffee through a hole in the wall, and a straight-bar keyboard. If your attention span takes you to 45:03, Jaymark takes you time-traveling. Double X Quantimino Gemini and The Burrito Bandito explain Mayor Pro Tem to Brian and the listener. Slam City's Aroma Collection - Barbacoa, Olympic Swimming Pool, Grundle, Clam City (Glitter + Shame), and Nostalgia Stage Two Hypothetical Meta Analysis - To legally operate a motor vehicle, one of the requirements is that an applicant must be able to properly operate a bicycle. Did she make the right decision? A mother declines to give her daughter $4 to pay for another classmate’s field trip fee. When did collectible limited edition cassettes become a thing? Do I need to dig out my old Walkman? As The Burrito Bandito was swinging and missing on buying a copy of the Coheed and Cambria SSTB vinyl repress, pronoun noticed a cassette section in Equal Vision's store. Burrito’s Nippon Newz Bomb squad in Japan summoned to take care of an abandoned briefcase full of adult toys Bears serve environmentally friendly coffee and treats via a hole in the wall at new Tokyo cafe Google Japan creates the Key Bou, an insane and logical straight-bar keyboard After Party: A brief review of Martin House Brewing Company Raspberry Mochi fruited sour + tips on meeting women Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/
Episode 293: Waco My Aeroplane, Bok Choy For Some Box Joy, Operation Opportunity Avril
Aug 23 2023
Episode 293: Waco My Aeroplane, Bok Choy For Some Box Joy, Operation Opportunity Avril
Electric lawnmowers, mind control, free delivery isn’t free, Weezer gave Pikus speakers, bok choy for some box joy, HEB, Nickelback, boneless wyngz, $432K worth of crab, sister city scam, $40k worth of calculators, Raw Dawgs, corn syrup train derails, melon taste, rear train cars, flush your prayers. Double X Quantimino Lawnz Choose one superpower: super strength, mind control, telekinesis, fire, ice, invisibility Free delivery White Van Scam in the Quantimino - Booba Gettz is spotted in Hollywood circa 1992. “The cost of the recording session was estimated at $200, but the band didn't have any money to cover the costs. In exchange for his services, the band gave Pikus a pair of stereo speakers which they had purchased from "a dude in a van" a few months before the session.” Calling All Casanovas & Don Juans - bok choy for some box joy "The cultiest cult grocer in America" This Is The Newz Rutgers Scientists Identify Substance That May Have Sparked Life on Earth Man sues Buffalo Wild Wings because he says their 'boneless wings' are actually chicken nuggets Man charged for impersonating Stanwood Safeway agent, stealing $432K worth of crab City of Newark falls for Sister City scam: "Whose job was it to do a simple Google search?" Calculators worth over $40,000 stolen in spree of New York school burglaries 'We didn't have any failures': Omaha nonprofit hoping to relaunch 'Raw Dawgs' youth gang prevention group A train carrying corn syrup derails in Arizona Burrito’s Nippon Newz Tropicana’s Japanese licensee in hot juice for cartons that boast “100% Melon Taste” “Passengers who don’t want to be groped, please use the rear train cars” announcement angers Japan Flush your prayers down the toilet at this unique Japanese temple After Party: Pubix and Centennial Light Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/
Episode 292: Jaunty Papaya Orange
Aug 14 2023
Episode 292: Jaunty Papaya Orange
Burrito’s new camera, yeast, socmed feeds, tech shabbat, wife beaters, Clam City, nacho cheese, location data, size Z prosthetic breasts, Funkos, chokehold, Genshin Impact, zombie virus, fake Jordan cards, and Burrito’s Nippon Newz. Double X Quantimino Hypothetical Meta Analysis - Burrito is asked to do a tasteful nude photoshoot with his new camera. "I love you too much to argue." Yeast from there to make bread and beer Slam Citizens' life pro tips on curating your feedz A "tech shabbat" - Is Arthur already doing this and can you? “What’d You Say, Delilah?” by Haynes Wife Beaterz Clam City, OnlyClamz Nacho cheese Location data This Is The Newz Canadian teacher with size-Z prosthetic breasts, placed on paid leave Over $30M worth of Funkos are being dumped Norwalk math teacher accused of using chokehold on students resigns, official says Genshin Impact Voice Actor Asks Fans To Bathe Before Attending Concert Scientists have revived a 'zombie' virus that spent 48,500 years frozen in permafrost 82-year-old charged with sale of fake Michael Jordan cards Burrito’s Nippon Newz Tokyo gang breaks no-weapons rule, shows up for fight with rivals carrying spiked bat Unlicensed drunk driver involved in hit-and-run, makes pathetic attempt to avoid police Japanese hotel gives you a beer tap in your room, 10 liters of craft beer to drink for free Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Tentative titles: “In Queso Emergency”, “Lace Your Uncle”, “What Did You Say, Delilah?” Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/
Episode 291: King Nerd Pudding Hounds with Hubris
Aug 2 2023
Episode 291: King Nerd Pudding Hounds with Hubris
A $17 cookie, blink-182’s Apple Shampoo lyrics, Liver Guy, bull semen, magazine covers, feeding a family on a $3k/week salary, Roget’s Thesaurus, dental hygienists, blackout rage gallons, free lunches, Walmart versus Target, Never Have I Ever, accidental incest, a 2,000-year-old sex toy, a 1998 Ford Escort, missing biscuits, a kissing device, a giant squid statue, spreadable coffee, and more odd news stories. Double X Quantimino A $17 Chocolate Chip Cookie Dude Ranch, Apple Shampoo, Dance Hall Crashers Liver Guy Follow-up Story Bull semen - She tells you to take a shot right before coitus. Your fake magazine cover Plug In & Hate - A mother of two explains how she feeds her toddlers with her $3k/week salary. A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget’s Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed. "What does that make you?" Borgs - blackout rage gallons Arthur the Freegan Walmart Never Have I Ever - Retro Edition This Is The Newz Australia worried 'prolific' sperm donors could lead to 'accidental incest' This Well-Worn Wooden Object Was Unearthed In A Roman Fort — And Scientists Believe It's A 2,000-Year-Old Sex Toy Man wins $10K lottery prize, but state instead claims he owes them money Woman goes viral for buying a 1998 Ford Escort for $289 a month for the next 84 months Georgia woman crashes SUV into Popeyes after her order was missing biscuits ‘They missed a whole bomb in my bag,’ woman says at FLL, landing her in jail Spirit Airlines flight makes emergency landing after battery fire An airline provided a single banana as the in-flight 'meal' for one vegan passenger This Chinese kissing device lets you smooch over the internet Burrito’s Nippon Newz Japanese town that spent 25 million yen in COVID money on giant squid statue says it paid off big Japanese monkey-hunting team shoots woman with tranquilizer dart Spreadable coffee to put on your toast going on sale in Japan After Party - Dental hygienists can tell. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/
Episode 290: Custard (feat. Jeremiah Ukponrefe)
Jul 24 2023
Episode 290: Custard (feat. Jeremiah Ukponrefe)
Author and comedian Jeremiah Ukponrefe visits Slam City. Double X Quantimino In this context, what's your definition of “anything”?: “I've been charged with 13 felonies in my life and only convicted of 5. So in my mind, I can get away with anything.”Arthur the Arbiter - Himalayan pink saltTaking surveysMetroid PrimeAlways FlexfoamGuestimation Unknown - Filling an Olympic swimming poolOne song that you can listen to again for the first timePhubbing This Is The Newz Michigan teacher plants bomb threat note to get day off, police sayPizza delivery gives squirrel opportunity to invade Louisiana houseScientists Will Pay You Over $4,000 to Chug a Diarrhea DrinkDrug-free relief from chronic constipation may come from a new vibrating pill'Groundbreaking' male contraceptive pill 'disables' sperm and works in minutesToxic fumes escape after truck overturns in Tucson, ArizonaBloomington man reportedly set own car on fire to stop people from stealing from itCape Coral man cracks a beer open during traffic stopMan caught in stolen car while driving back to crime scene Burrito’s Nippon Newz Sushi chef drops knives on the train, causes panic and delaysTiny travel guides are our latest Japanese gacha capsule toy obsessionBurger King Japan guarantees new chicken sandwich is bigger than your phone with weird promotion Jeremiah Ukponrefe is the author of Hive, a dystopian sci-fi novel. Get a free preview of Hive at jeremiahu.com. Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7
Episode 289: Cute Guys Don’t Tip Open Source Monsters Fighting Nazis
Jul 10 2023
Episode 289: Cute Guys Don’t Tip Open Source Monsters Fighting Nazis
The Burrito Bandito goes deep about DCU, hypothetically your mom on OnlyFans, how many times you can wear clothes without washing, hit and run, micro-stress, Frito pies, Newz, BNN, and the Take Notes after party. Double X Quantimino DC characters that The Burrito Bandito really wants to see in the DCU Hypothetical Meta Analysis: Your mom on OnlyFans How many times can you wear pajamas, jeans, and other clothes without washing them? Hit and Run Micro-stress Are Fritos the last bag of chips? This Is The Newz Half a billion dollars worth of cocaine found adrift in Pacific Ocean Altoona home invader kidnapped man, claimed ‘I’m Batman.’ Stowaway frog triggers alarm during screening at Pennsylvania airport Couple returns home from trip to find pair impersonated them, sold house 11-year-old boy charged with sharing marijuana edibles at Georgia school Hooters waitress shares 'adjustment trick' to get more money from 'cute guys' Hughson Church demands answers after sewage water, cement mistakenly pumped into the property Bolivar's new roadside attraction? Glass shop houses 11-foot, 150-pound functioning bong Crews working to clean up bottles of Jack Daniel's after tractor-trailer crash Zookeepers Say They’ve Solved the Mystery of How a Gibbon Got Pregnant by Herself Burrito’s Nippon Newz Japanese scientists succeed at causing depression in monkeys using magnetic stimulation Rice Pizza?! Pizza Hut creates a new base for customers in Japan Train driver’s locked tablet with forgotten password leads to big delay on Fukushima line Deepfake Sponsors: Julio Tejas, Booba Gettz The Crazy One, Thicccum Farmz Slam City Radio 24/7 x https://slamcity.co/scr247/