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Double X Quantimino

A paper coffee cup

George Foreman Grill

Human burgers

You're a Make-A-Wish kid and your wish is going to be granted.

Sugar AIDS, Chasr, Got Bugz

A man threw stacks of $100 bills from his car window in a wild show of generosity. His family says he drained their bank accounts, leaving them broke.

Meta-analysis, Part 1: Testosterone treatment not linked to short-, medium-term CV events in men

Meta-analysis, Part 2: Sex after menopause doesn’t need to hurt

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This Is The Newz

Trendy “raw water” source under bird’s nest sparks diarrheal outbreak

Police search for group of suspects who stole 2 million dimes from truck in Northeast Philadelphia

Tennessee Air National Guardsman applied to be a hit man on a website - and got arrested

Hitman names: Montezuma’s Revenge, Gloom and Doom, Ambivalence, Brian Shrimp

Man dies after having sex using epoxy adhesive instead of a condom

Burrito’s Nippon Newz

Kyoto police issue arrest warrant in nine-year-old murder of Japan’s gyoza king

Teacher in Japan politely asks to use convenience store bathroom to jerk off, gets arrested

Japan created bed sheets that feel like petting a cat, and they sold out immediately

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