The DeRP crew laments Elf's shocking blowout loss in the Bracketeering Final to A Christmas Story, Pastor Matt bets the other hosts that their parents will all have the exact word-for-word answer when asked what is in a Big Mac, it turns out that Troy isn't nearly the devoted fan of Chipotle that we thought, Lilly doesn't want to know how boats float, the crew ponders living a life of luxury at sea, there's an intervention to make Ioanna come to terms with her own excellence, Lilly changes her mind and now does want to know how boats float, and in case you couldn't tell by the 50 times he mentions it, Chu has a girlfriend.