This week we revisit the heroes in a half shell (turtle power), the 1990 smash hit Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
We talk hot interspecies action, slapping sense into people like a good Foot clan member, and so much more!
Plus all the fine wines, squirts, and daddy issues you've come to love and expect! But if you've come for kink-shaming you've come to the wrong part of town bud.
Bodacious!
Tubular!
Bossanova!!!!