*Cardi B voice* "CORONAVIRUS!" Dua Lipa is here to save pop with Future Nostalgia while we dance in social isolation. Lady Gaga canceled Earth and is pushing back long-anticipated album Chromatica. Bad Bunny gets in drag for the latest music video from his critically acclaimed YHLQMDLG, but is it appropriation? And what the hell is going on with Katy Perry's career?