The Earth made another trip around the sun. In a galactic sense, it's kind of a silly thing to celebrate. But we are humans and we have assigned arbitrary meaning to January 1st. It's when everyone decides to stop being such a bag of garbage for a fleeting moment in time. Could you resolve to be healthier and happier on June 23rd? Yes. Do you? No.

The only resolution anyone really needs is to listen to our podcast more and spend all disposable income on Rad Dad Redemption merch.