Welcome to this long (for Americans at least) weekend edition of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse!  Join Dev & Kyle this week as they discuss the jobs that ChatGPT is coming for (Not Dev's, he's safe), the overlap of sports and municipal politics (riveting), the relative value of inventing new crimes vs performing old crimes with 1000 other perpetrators, Dev's annual trip to the Kentucky Derby, nickels vs rocks and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse! Ready to shop better hydration? use our special link https://zen.ai/devandkyle1 to save 20% off anything you order from liquidiv.com

00:00:21  Dev's back! 00:01:10 The difference between Dev & GPT is the intelligence 00:01:45 Life is like chasing a snake with an asphalt machine 00:02:10 Kyle doesn't golf but he doesn't HATE golf 00:02:40 Not actually Mark Twain 00:03:00 Golf:  Hit the ball as far as you can and if you find the ball the same day, you win 00:03:25  Kyle doesn't pay attention 00:03:50 Hockey is for everyone WITH A JACKET 00:04:10  Arizona, the Florida of the southwest 00:04:30 Best possible deal with a guy who got kicked out of his last arena 00:05:00 It is just compensation, completely above board.  That's why it isn't bribery 00:05:30 Come check out my box 00:05:40  FOX Corporation is what Kyle means 00:06:52 That's a lot of power, Bob 00:07:25 12F is the answer.  https://www.extremeweatherwatch.com/cities/phoenix/lowest-temperatures 00:08:15 Bellevue is definitely building Skynet 00:08:30 Dev is just jealous of the robots coming for his job 00:09:48 Fucking Sky Net.... 00:10:00 wait...  what now? 00:10:15  Wait, did Dev say Kyle's job is to steamroll 00:11:21 OBS recorder & chat.openai.com & Talk-to-ChatGPT https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/talk-to-chatgpt/hodadfhfagpiemkeoliaelelfbboamlk 00:11:55 devnkylesta@gmail.com 00:12:10 We're talking AI applications for people to rein in this show 00:12:30 Hey BOB 00:12:45 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_penguin 00:13:15 These are penguins, not rock stars 00:13:35  We keep most of the internet out, intentionally 00:14:30 Some chairs are for outside and some chairs are for inside.  Kyle doesn't make the rules 00:15:15 You know who else was resourceful and yet unprepared?  MacGuyver 00:15:40 There are two categories of things in a hotel room:  Things you can take and things you can't 00:16:10  If you work in a hotel, email us devnkylesta@gmail.com and tell us if anyone ever took the chair 00:16:30  Confidence goes a long way...  like this show 00:17:15 Steal a chair? That's just recline-ulous! I'm seat-ainly innocent! 00:18:20 Venn diagram of motels that provide chairs but don't provide AC is probably small  00:19:00 Get ready for Dev's ChatGPT impression... 00:20:05 Kentucky people are last on the bourbon distributor list of people to please 00:20:35 In which Dev has a problem with Supply side economics 00:21:25 In which Kyle just reminisces about bourbons he's had 00:22:00 https://www.southernliving.com/recipes/transfusion-drink 00:22:45 Instead of waiting for wine, just add vodka 00:23:25 Vodka is the only thing that markets that the best kind is utterly tasteless 00:24:00 Transfusion boomerang 00:24:30 You can survive any amount of booze if you drink it slow enough 00:25:30 Cinco De Mayo was on May 5th, 2018 and will not again until 2029 00:26:30 Kyle learned about Thurby on this show last year 00:27:00 That isn't actually why he couldn't be on the show 00:27:30 If you don't invent a new crime, just have 30 people do the same crime as you at the same time 00:27:55 Cracking the tops and bam bam bam! 00:28:15 Just put the alcohol directly into my mouth 00:28:30 Keys in the bowl is a reference to tipping with your wife, kids 00:29:15 Nomihodai (all you can drink) with Teishoku (fixed menu) or Nomihodai & Tabehodai (all you eat) 00:30:00 Americans are a special breed 00:31:00 Love you, Australians 00:32:20 I promise you the service will be good enough to keep your drink full 00:35:15 Dev broke his promise to Kyle.  We still have day jobs 00:35:45 Gotta talk to Dev before Thurby or wait until after May 15th 00:36:50 Race horses retire from running to go fucking 00:38:50 This is shockingly accurate math from Kyle after two bourbons 00:39:25 Kyle enables Dev.  That's the entire genesis of this show 00:40:15 Doubts to Dollars - The Dev Story 00:40:55 https://www.businessinsider.com/jpmorgans-nickel-bags-turned-out-to-filled-with-stones-2023-3 00:41:10 England just has five pees 00:42:11 How do you even know what nickel looks like? 00:42:30 54 metric tonnes is 0.14% of the world supply but 2% of a years's worth of nickel mining 00:44:10 Kyle is WILDLY wrong.  56 metric tonnes of the good rock is $35,000 00:44:40 LLMs offer non-deterministic responses trained on human feedback, however mathematics is by definition deterministic (same answer every time) 00:46:10 Especially if you are Dev's children or Kyle's children 00:47:05 Chefs don't actually work at McDonald's 00:48:47 Ready to shop better hydration, use our special link to save 20% off anything you order or use promo code DEVANDKYLE at checkout 00:49:30 https://www.liquid-iv.com/articles/inside-seaberry-the-sustainable-story-of-a-superfruit 00:52:25 It is joke time, so settle in 00:52:55 This entire story is false, don't fall for it 00:52:35 It is actually 100% false.  Kyle is lying to you and to Dev 00:54:35 Absolutely not a supreme court thing, Kyle continues to lie to Dev 00:55:50 Not alcatraz because this is 100% made up 00:56:05 A quick joke in the joke 00:56:40 Sounds plausible right?  100% false 00:57:50 All 200 people are made up, so don't cry 00:58:24 It was obvious all along... 00:59:20 The customary ritual is back! 01:00:05  Actually nope.  Still Dev