After a brief discussion on political correctness, Alex bores the gang with information on investing and Matt becomes a dark sexy caramel brown. Nugget quits the boob and the group trades stories about family history and parenting. Be sure not to miss Belle Delphine's bath water, Tallywackers and a deep dive into Alex's DeviantArt account from 2007. Speaking of throwbacks, where are all of our photos of our childhoods? Alex misses his 20's body and Matt gives tips on being chubby. We wrap with some stupid hypotheticals from Google and confirm Miranda is indeed a Chihuahua. ►Check out our YouTube Channel about Lasers. ►Support the show on Patreon to get bonus episodes! ►Join the Emergency Stop Discord to make some friends. :O