Why is everyone butchering our last names? We're experiencing Greg's whitey tighties before giving Boyce a home welfare check. Jimmy doesn't know what board games are because he was born in the 1910's. Matt Rides an elephant and feels himself for an A on a spanish test. Boyce knows an idiot that thinks the Earth is round and Chris won't stop playing with his f*ckin p*ssy. ►Check out our YouTube Channel about Lasers. ►Support the show on Patreon to get bonus episodes! ►Join the Emergency Stop Discord to make some friends. :C