One of Andy’s first jobs was scaling the steps at Riverfront Stadium schlepping snacks to fans at Reds games. No bat stretchers or diplomas were required but good cardio, calf muscles, and barking were recommended.

Greg’s first spring break trip without parents didn’t require cardio, but IndyCar pit crew skills became a necessity. As if multiple tire changes weren’t enough the trip took an ugly turn when he was handcuffed on suspicion of murder while hitchhiking to buy tires.

State Fair freak shows are a thing of the past. That’s a shame because Joe and Mary could have a side hustle for sure.

Held at gun point while in college Greg talks about negotiating tips he learned on the fly after he was abandoned by his friend.

Exciting and humorous stories from college in episode 24 of Welcome To The Suburbs.

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