Back to the usual silliness. At least I am. Warden wants to save the world this ep.

• His triple Venti at Starbucks cost him over 44k. Man their prices have shot up.
• Warden tells me I will never try cold water therapy. Too much of a pussy I guess.
• 15 minutes smoking a joint could save you 15% on your car insurance. Talk to Jake from State Farm, he seems cool.
• Why are superhero films so big right now? Beats the hell outta Eddy.
• I'd walk a mile to avoid a camel. Two, even.
• Warden continues to ruin my life, now with intermittent fasting.
• What's the matter with boredom? I'd tell you, but I'd find it boring.
• Warden says  cheap dates are on the rise, so I asked her out to McDonalds.