This week: Your dog could sit atop the whack-a-mole leaderboard! You'll need a lot of peanut butter though. We search and we search, but the real missing persons were the ones we met along the way. Eddy's Sport Report concerns the 1930 World Cup.  We are both happy this asshole's house got destroyed in a natural disaster. These kids today are spoiled rotten, and have been throughout history. 'Penis potholes' cause major 'erections'. Finally, we discuss the rise of 'Karens' in society with this story of one woman's struggle to let her kids play outside. Just 8 shopping days till Christmas!