Heyyo!

• I'd walk 500 meters for a beer in India.
• The French have got that rubber thing down.
• We get the first message from a galaxy 900 billion light years away!
• Neither of us can figure out why people do this.
• Breaking from Axios! People hate their fucking jobs!
• January 6 rioter gets THE CHARGES.
• This fucking guy wants to annex Canada?
• And the White House unveils new plan to put the back of the label on the front.

See you next week!