We are still not sponsored by Simply Safe! In this episode:  Battle to the death between two Easter bunnies. The do's and dont's of how to report a black bear sighting. The end of Paris Metro tickets leads to a discussion of crutch quality. We both agree, we're not putting bug juice on our faces. This is a stickup! Give me all my money! If online gaming sucks so bad, why do we do it? You can make big bucks cyberstalking people online, but you'll also have to go to jail for 5 years. And this guy hid 60 motherfuckin' snakes in his motherfuckin' luggage. Please leave a review if you can, thanks!