Back to the silly stories this week: Eddy finally has a chance to tell his really bad Star Wars joke. A 6 day old weather report from Warden. One woman's fight to ban Halloween decorations because she couldn't figure out how to use the toilet. This man finally gets even with his high school bully, live, on radio. He fixed his internet. It only cost him $10,000. E-sports will need a big spreadsheet to keep track of its new income, according to this Warden story. This nurse wanted to take a foot home with her. It will make sense later. Finally, you'll need to keep a tight asshole before listening to this final Warden classic. See you next week!