A potpourri of craziness this week! This election was decided by two pieces of paper. This Massachusetts town is a victim of "fowl" play. The in flight service was somewhat below par in this survival story.  Eddy felt inadequate listening to Warden's story about beards. (I have 7 hairs growing out of my left cheek and 9 on my right.)  Man crosses several borders illegally to see his girlfriend, but all he really needed was a phone call.  Warden tells us about a chicken with a weird diet.  Ever wonder why Snickers bars get smaller and smaller? We've got you covered.  Finally, $15,000,000 for a skull? We report, you decide. More coming next week!